Fartmare

A night of sleep, full of constant farting. Usually very difficult for person sleeping with the farter, then the actual flatulent.

Man: "Geesh, you kept me up all night with your excessive farting!"
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."

by blumehauser July 22, 2009

fartmare

A night that is interrupted by the unchecked worry that you will fart in your sleep and your partner will realize that you are in fact a normal person and not a more evolved human that has eliminated the need to ever fart.

I could not sleep at all last night. I kept having fartmares and worring that you'd find out I'm not a pretty princess.

by HessianGeneral March 13, 2019

Fartmare

When your sleep and you fart the smell is so bad it wakes you up.

Man I was sleeping good last night until I had a fartmare that woke me up.

by EBTCARDPIMP707 May 22, 2017