fartmare

A night that is interrupted by the unchecked worry that you will fart in your sleep and your partner will realize that you are in fact a normal person and not a more evolved human that has eliminated the need to ever fart.

I could not sleep at all last night. I kept having fartmares and worring that you'd find out I'm not a pretty princess.

by HessianGeneral March 13, 2019

Fartmare

A night of sleep, full of constant farting. Usually very difficult for person sleeping with the farter, then the actual flatulent.

Man: "Geesh, you kept me up all night with your excessive farting!"
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."

by blumehauser July 22, 2009

Fartmare

When your sleep and you fart the smell is so bad it wakes you up.

Man I was sleeping good last night until I had a fartmare that woke me up.

by EBTCARDPIMP707 May 22, 2017

fartmageddon

a fart that is so incredibly stinking and long-range that is seems to be almost apocalyptic

James: Oh damn! You have no shame, man!
Ben: What?
James: You shouldn't have eaten those beans, man! You wanna kill us? Oh, what a stench! It's a bloody fartmageddon you're doing here!

by KurtSteinerPL June 11, 2011

fartmark

A mark on the backside of underwear resulting from flatulence which excretes a small amount of fecal matter. Usually brown in color.

Also a derogatory name.

Example 1: You have a fartmark in your underwear.

Example 2: You're a fartmark.

by Explicit_Incog May 17, 2008

Fartarelli

Character from the sitcom "Crappy Days".

Fartarelli (Fartie): "Ayyy, what a relief!"

by veryborednow August 11, 2009

Fartmarket

A fartmarket is a market where you buy farts stored in jars. Of course this ISN'T real, it is from a movie called Ben: The Justice Kid 2

ACTUAL LINE FROM THE MOVIE
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"Ben? Whats a fartmarket?"
"A fartmarket is a market where you buy farts stored in jars."

by MoldyScaryCheese ! December 19, 2017