20 definitions by The Dank Meme

A slang used in Britain which is made up of Glasgow and Arsehole. The two are put together when describing someone who is strongly disliked, by an individual or perhaps group, from Glasgow, a city in Scotland.
Mike: Connor is such a glarsehole!
Dave: I agree, he is a typical glarsehole!
by The Dank Meme July 9, 2019
A way Yorkshires say haven't or have not. It is used as the dialect and accent typically shorten down words for easier pronunciation due to way Yorkshires pronounce words. It is said with a Yorkshire Accent and is very easy to interpret when engaged in a conversation.
Dave: Ay-Up Dean, han't seen you round ere' in time
Dean: Aye, it's been a while!
by The Dank Meme July 16, 2019
A form of flu that only lasts for 24 hours. You may spend the day off school or work due to it.
He's had a one day flu.

He's been off school with a one day flu.
by The Dank Meme December 18, 2016
A word commonly used by youths or roadmen in the United Kingdom. It translates to No Mate or Bro, 'g' typically means mate or bro, or whatever you'd call a close friend. It can be used in numerous situations and is typically used around a close friend.
Dave: Oi Cole g, you got any zoot on ya my g?

Cole: Nah g
by The Dank Meme July 10, 2018
A word used to describe someone who looks like a tramp or a chav. Also used to describe a undesirable/bad area. Commonly used in the UK by 11-25 year olds.
Roadman: That girl is well nitty.
Roadman 2: Init, lives in a bare nitty area.
by The Dank Meme March 30, 2018
A word commonly used in Yorkshire and the North East. It's a substitute for 'Shit', but its more fun to say.
John: Hear the new Justin Bieber song?
Dave: That song shite mate.
by The Dank Meme January 12, 2018
A term used in the UK, commonly by people who lived through the 90's/00's and current 18-25 year olds. Most of the tunes are UK Garage, House and D&B tunes from the 90's, early-mid 00's (Bassline) and sometimes the less popular artists who still produce Bassline, House and UK Garage.
Dean: Dave mate, do you remember the bangin tunes we use to blast out of my old Fiesta back in the day?
Dave: I remember the days where we'd blast bangin tunes from artists like MJ Cole n stuff.
by The Dank Meme April 3, 2018