brunding 

v. pronounced "brun'-ding"
the act of man-to-man touching, albeit (usually) unintentionally, which spurs an uncomfortable feeling.
Common examples include forearm touching in movie theatres and class rooms when a armrests are not wide enough to be shared easily.

In extreme circumstances, the ever inappropriate grazing of back of the hand/knuckles across a man's ass or crotch in a crowded hallway, subway, or other "high traffic areas;" in this extreme case, it is pronounced, "broon'-ding."

"Dude kept brunding me so we went outside and I smoked dat bitch."

"Serves him right, shit'll get you killed."

brunding by Derik September 11, 2005

brending 

Branding + Friending = Brending (c)(tm)(r)

Branding + Friending = Brending (c)(tm)(r) | Text the word | Brending to 90210

brending by Brending Klout August 18, 2012

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.

Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"

Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

disney bounding 

The act of incorporating articles of clothing and/or colors from a popular Disney character (Eg. wearing a orange shirt with a yellow vest or cardigan to represent goofy). commonly done by "disney adults" also known as fucking weirdos

"hey Joe im going Disney Bounding at the magic kingdom at disney park, you wanna tag along"
"no jim, what the fuck is wrong with you. this is weird please stop our family is worried"
"disney"

disney bounding by big peepee man123 April 9, 2022

bronding 

1.) The process of Bonding, but between two or more good male friends, or bros.

2.) An activity involving two or more straight males that could be perceived as homosexual if witnessed.

"Me and the guys are goin' up north for a fishing trip, gonna be some serious bronding done this weekend."

Matt: "Man, mike kept complaining about sleeping on the floor, so I finally let him sleep in my bed with me."
Brian: "That's borderline gay, dude."
Matt: "Nah dude, pure bronding, that's all that was."

bronding by 132299 April 16, 2009

branding

Creating a permanent marking in a human or animal by heating a metal object, often molded to form the shape of the owner's initials, and pressed hard into the receipent's body.

This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.

Jimbo enjoys branding his cattle.

branding by DirkD January 24, 2007

Bruning

To destroy or ruin something. Brune-ing. To brune

Dude, you suck... quit bruning all of our hacks.

Bruning by Adam Hobbs May 6, 2008