Definitions by CannabisKings
Cacklefester
A cacklefester is a phrase that’s used to describe someone who enjoys intense and thrilling activities that generate an adrenaline rush. Other terms include sensation seekers, adventurers, or thrill seekers.
They’re the type of people who enjoy things like skydiving, extreme sports, or potentially dangerous lines of work, such as firefighting or emergency rescue.
Some people seek this sensation in the same way that others might chase a high from a particular drug, hence the term Cacklefester.
They’re the type of people who enjoy things like skydiving, extreme sports, or potentially dangerous lines of work, such as firefighting or emergency rescue.
Some people seek this sensation in the same way that others might chase a high from a particular drug, hence the term Cacklefester.
Tommy: Did you see that accident-prone fool smashing his way up through the tracks.
Robert: It takes a certain type of person to be a Cacklefester and i'm not one of them!
Robert: It takes a certain type of person to be a Cacklefester and i'm not one of them!
Cacklefester by CannabisKings April 3, 2020
Heebie Jeebies
heebie-jeebies is a condition of extreme nervousness caused by fear, worry, strain, etc.; the jitters; the willies (usually preceded by something of the following):
1. Being alone in the dark gives me the heebie-jeebies.
2 The speech therapist said she got the heebie-jeebies.
3 How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Boggles-worth? Look at him.
4 A ghost touched me in my sleep and I got the rite heebie-jeebies.
5 Don't start talking about aunt Doreen - she gives me such the heebie-jeebies.
6 I don't mind most insects, but spiders really give me the heebie-jeebies.
7 Seeing a spider, even on the TV, always gives me the heebie-jeebies.
8 For a code-quality addict like myself, this combination drastically reduces the heebie-jeebies and allows me to get to what I like doing best: writing bullet-proof software.
Origin
Said to be in the 1920's
1. Being alone in the dark gives me the heebie-jeebies.
2 The speech therapist said she got the heebie-jeebies.
3 How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Boggles-worth? Look at him.
4 A ghost touched me in my sleep and I got the rite heebie-jeebies.
5 Don't start talking about aunt Doreen - she gives me such the heebie-jeebies.
6 I don't mind most insects, but spiders really give me the heebie-jeebies.
7 Seeing a spider, even on the TV, always gives me the heebie-jeebies.
8 For a code-quality addict like myself, this combination drastically reduces the heebie-jeebies and allows me to get to what I like doing best: writing bullet-proof software.
Origin
Said to be in the 1920's
heebie jeebies could be defined in the following sentance:
"it takes a lot more than a measly poltergeist to give me the heebie-jeebies"
"it takes a lot more than a measly poltergeist to give me the heebie-jeebies"
Heebie Jeebies by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
Arf'arf'an'arf
When loosely translated, this British term gives us another word for being embarrassingly intoxicated. And, when used correctly, represents the exact moment your drunk brain has had enough—and when the English language is no longer accessible.
Pub Owner: "come on son time to get a move on we are closing"!
Adam: "Arf'arf'an'arf".
Pub Owner: "This guy's on another planet".
Adam: "Arf'arf'an'arf".
Pub Owner: "This guy's on another planet".
Arf'arf'an'arf by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
Human Branding
A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
JUMBLE-GUT
When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!
The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.
"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"
The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.
"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"
Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!
Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"
Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"
JUMBLE-GUT by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
Má is a Chinese word for cannabis, is represented by the Han character 麻. The term Má, used to describe medical marijuana by 2700 BCE, is the oldest recorded name for the Cannabis plant.
The word Má has been used to describe the cannabis plant since before the invention of writing five-thousand years ago. Má might share a common root with the Proto-Semitic word mrr, meaning "bitter." Evidence of the earliest human cultivation of Má was found off the coast of mainland China, on the island of Taiwan. Chinese travelers who moved west carrying seeds of the Má plant also brought the plant's name with them, the word then becoming integrated into the neighboring languages.
The word Má has been used to describe the cannabis plant since before the invention of writing five-thousand years ago. Má might share a common root with the Proto-Semitic word mrr, meaning "bitter." Evidence of the earliest human cultivation of Má was found off the coast of mainland China, on the island of Taiwan. Chinese travelers who moved west carrying seeds of the Má plant also brought the plant's name with them, the word then becoming integrated into the neighboring languages.
BaoGem: Má shì xiàncún zuì shòu huānyíng de zhíwù!
BaoGem: Cannabis is the best loved plant in existence!
BaoGem: Cannabis is the best loved plant in existence!
Má by CannabisKings May 9, 2019
Heaven or hell
Heaven, the heavens, seven heavens, pure lands, Tian, Jannah, Valhalla, or the Summerland, is a common religious, cosmological, or transcendent place where beings such as gods, angels, jinn, saints, or venerated ancestors are said to originate, be enthroned, or live. According to the beliefs of some religions, heavenly beings can descend to earth or incarnate, and earthly beings can ascend to heaven in the afterlife, or in exceptional cases enter heaven alive.
Heaven is often described as a "higher place", the holiest place, a paradise, in contrast to hell or the underworld or the "low places", and universally or conditionally accessible by earthly beings according to various standards of divinity, goodness, piety, faith or other virtues or right beliefs or simply the will of God.
Hell, in many religious and folkloric traditions, is a place of torment and punishment in the afterlife. Religions with a linear divine history often depict hell as an eternal destination, while religions with a cyclic history often depict a hell as an intermediary period between incarnations. Typically, these traditions locate hell in another dimension or under the earth's surface and often include entrances to hell from the land of the living. Other afterlife destinations include purgatory and limbo.
Heaven is often described as a "higher place", the holiest place, a paradise, in contrast to hell or the underworld or the "low places", and universally or conditionally accessible by earthly beings according to various standards of divinity, goodness, piety, faith or other virtues or right beliefs or simply the will of God.
Hell, in many religious and folkloric traditions, is a place of torment and punishment in the afterlife. Religions with a linear divine history often depict hell as an eternal destination, while religions with a cyclic history often depict a hell as an intermediary period between incarnations. Typically, these traditions locate hell in another dimension or under the earth's surface and often include entrances to hell from the land of the living. Other afterlife destinations include purgatory and limbo.
Heaven or hell by CannabisKings April 21, 2019