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Kidfluence

Noun
kidfluence (uncountable)

(marketing) The influence that children exert, both directly and indirectly, on the consumer decisions made by their parents.
Game makers found they didn't have to appeal to parents as buyers as they could activate the pressure of "kidfluence."
by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
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Hempnabis

Hempnabis
/hɛmpnabis/

The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.

The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.

Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.
Tom: Dude I cant afford to risk buying anymore bud off Kyle. Next time I get caught I face prison time.

James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!

Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol
by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
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Farmabist

Farmabist

noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.
CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!

Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!

Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.

Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?

Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.
by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
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Budstrate

Budstrate

noun: budstrate; plural noun: budstrates
an underlying substance or layer.

the surface or material on or from which a cannabis plant lives, grows, or obtains its nourishment.
"Cannabis attached to the budstrate by a stalk"
Aaron: Dude my cannabis plants don't seem to be growing fast enough.

Jamie: Are you giving them plenty of Budstrate?

Aaron: Better head down the garden centre and pic up some more!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
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Pharmabist

Pharmabist

A shop or hospital dispensary where cannabis is prepared, prescribed or sold.
"the local pharmabist"

The science or practice of the preparation and dispensing of marijuana.
"courses to become a regulated pharmabist"

Countries that allow the medical use of whole-plant cannabis include Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, and Uruguay. In the United States, 33 states and the District of Columbia have legalized cannabis for medical purposes.
Jeff: Finally somewhere new to pick up my cannabis without getting arrested.

Andy: My Physician is great. I never have any issues with my local Pharmabist. Always fully stocked!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
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I

Pronunciation

A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
Geraint: Cracking game of Rugby this weekend I!!

Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?

Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!

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Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?

Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
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Black Hen

Black Hen
/blackhɛn/

When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.

In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.
Tom: Gary's let out another black Hen.

Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.

Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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