DirkD's definitions

bill walton

Was once a great NBA center, but is now absolutely the stupidest and most annoying basketball commentator alive.

Bill Walton is a man with a chicken's brain.

by DirkD January 27, 2007

caning

To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.

Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

puppy play

Appearing, behaving, and being treated like a puppy. Often found in sexual role-playing scenarios.

Janet enjoys puppy play with her submissive boyfriend Ralph.

by DirkD January 23, 2007

fuji

A game played by kids in elementary school in the 90s, which involved folding up a napkin into a triangular shape, about an inch on each side, and playing "fuji" or "fuji football" with it. This was usually played in the school cafeteria or on any flat surface, and involved two players, who each had to get the napkain to the edge of the table without it falling off, in three or fewer tries.

The fifth graders at P.S. 10 spent their entire lunch period playing fuji in the cafeteria.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

olympiakos

A very famous and successful sports team in Greece, competing in football, basketball and other sports.

Olympiakos are the champions of Greece.

by DirkD January 27, 2007

paypig

In the realm of BDSM, a paypig is a submissive, almost always male, who has consented to financial servitude towards his Mistress. Term used in a derogatory/humiliating light, usually by Mistresses.

My paypig bought me a $500 pair of heels today after I demanded him to.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

gayass motherfucker

Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass motherfucker.

Gino is one gayass motherfucker.

by DirkD January 24, 2007