alasja

a girl that seems shy when u meet her then turns into a crazy mess but we love her so much

She's such an Alasja

by anonymous June 11, 2022

Alayja

alayja is a beautiful person who is always going out her way to help. even when she doesn’t help first. she’s very goofy & talented. & doesn’t take no shit when it comes to anyone. she had a idgaf attitude, it is what it is attitude. and if you fw her pray for ya damn self. buhh overall she’s a wonderful person/ friend lol.

person: lay you help so much. thank you
alayja: no problem loveeee.

by alayja mason July 13, 2018

Alayjah

is a beautiful person who is always going out her way to help. even when she doesn’t help first. she’s very goofy & talented. & doesn’t take no shit when it comes to anyone. she had a idgaf attitude, it is what it is attitude. and if you fw her pray for ya damn self. buhh overall she’s a wonderful person/ friend lol.

oh she’s such an Alayjah !

by Love😊❤️ January 9, 2019

Alaskan crab cake

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Alaija

Alaija is probably the best girl you could ever meet!She has a great personality and is a great friend.You can trust her with anything.she is a great girlfriend and a great friend.She does not have to draw attention to her self because everybody is already admiring her.she has the perfect body.big boobs and big butt.She is very indepent and doesnt very often ask for help. You can trust her.she will give you the best sex.she keeps her hair & nails done and is extremely intelligent. She will provide for her man at any cost. Alaija is literally the best.

It doesnt get better thanalaija.

by Young g.o.a.t💯 July 24, 2017