TRUMPspawn

The adult off-spring of wealthy and powerful cockwombles without whom these vacuous and talent-less fuckwitts would be flippin' burgers.

“Nepotism is so rife at that company. There’s three Trumpspawn on the board already."

by AGD2202 April 28, 2020

Trumpstank

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.

example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"

by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019

trumpsmanship

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.

That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.

by Chas501 January 22, 2017

Trump spawn

Numerous stupid children from the same father or same mother that sniff glue, giggle, and say 'libtard' a lot.

Donald's first kid was pretty stupid, like Chris Farley in "Black Sheep". When he spit out a couple more and they all were just as dumb as the first, it became a Trump spawn crisis.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 14, 2018

Trumpsplaining

To string together meaningless phrases to convince people that you are actually answering their question (see Palindrome).

She knew he was trumpsplaining, but after a while, it sounded good to her.

by HWM December 3, 2016

Trumpsplain

The attempt to defend and clarify what is irretrievably incoherent and indefensible.

After Trump openly invited cyber attacks on his political opponent, his henchman, Giuliani, was left trying to Trumpsplain it away.

by NeverTrump July 27, 2016

trumpstance

The glowering stare and leaning-forward body language of the 45th President of the US when he seeks to bully other heads of state.

When a journalist asked the Italian Prime Minister about the questionable outcome of the recent G7 summit, as they stood at adjacent podiums in the White House, assuming trumpstance was second nature for the Mobster in Chief.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018