Trumpspank 

A meta-spank in which Person A uses an effigy, or likeness, of a Person B to spank Person B in an erotic and submissive way.

Stormy rolled up the cover of People Magazine and asked if Donald “wanted it?” She summarily trumpspanked his orange behind until she heard the safe-word ,“Daddy.”

Nigel Farage trumpspanked the queen with a briefcase of 20 pound notes and the Brexiters finally acknowledged he was a twat. Finally.

John Cena trumpspanked The Rock with a jackhammer in Wrestlemania and it was awesome.

Trumpspank by Warblinghamburglar May 16, 2018

Trumpstank 

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.

example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"

Trumpstank by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019

trumpsmanship 

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.

That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.

trumpsmanship by Chas501 January 22, 2017

trumpstance 

The glowering stare and leaning-forward body language of the 45th President of the US when he seeks to bully other heads of state.

When a journalist asked the Italian Prime Minister about the questionable outcome of the recent G7 summit, as they stood at adjacent podiums in the White House, assuming trumpstance was second nature for the Mobster in Chief.

trumpstance by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018

trumpstink 

The unique smell acquired when working for trump.

People leaving the trump administration cannot easily find work because they carry the odor of trumpstink.

trumpstink by Byebyetrump May 22, 2018

trumpspeak 

The bombastic and narcissistic speech where a person praises their success and develops amnesia about any failures. The person challenges anyone who questions what they say. Donald Trump, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, The Donald, Make America Great Again

I had to sit through 3 hours of this motivational speaker who was all about Trumpspeak. He acted like he was the best thing since sliced bread.

trumpspeak by joecoolthefool April 19, 2016

Trumpsplanation

Donald Trump's alternate reality explanation, which in reality and typically supported by evidence and/or facts to the contrary, he refuses to accept and/or acknowledge.

Donald Trump's trumpsplanation for the low turnout at his inauguration is that the media lied and he actually had approximately 1.2 million, and not the approx 200,000 or so that is being reported.

Trumpsplanation by Fgreene410 January 22, 2017