129 definitions by Nutzen YerMouf

1) A botanical garden living in someone's asshole
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum
"When I fart, it smells like lilac"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
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An affliction caused by poor hygiene, where the anal and rectal areas become inflamed and itchy.
" I forgot to whipe my ass after shitting today, now I have the analitch. Nothing worse than going to itch something and getting shit under your fingernails."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018
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When you shove a stick into the rectum of another person for sexual gratification.
"You better watch it, I am going to shove this stick up your ass."
Bert replied, " Hey now, you want to threaten me with an anal stickling you had better be prepared to carry it out, hehehehe."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 3, 2018
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Cathartic retardation. Brain damage resulting from drug overdose are strike to the head.
"Where is Adam?"
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 7, 2018
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When a woman lives in a house with a lot of cats and the cat litter boxes never get cleaned, permeating the air with the smell of cat shit, it causes the vagina and vulva to absorb the cat poop smell.
My friend stuck his fingers in my face when we were at the store
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018
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Orange powdery substance that gets all over your fingers after eating a Cheeto
Lick that cheetocum off of your fingers
by Nutzen YerMouf March 14, 2018
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Phrase used in the Midwest United States that means "It's really cold".
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.
The temperature dropped to -5 degrees during the daylight hours. My grandmother exclaimed, "It's colder than a two peckered billy goat out here." I agreed and retorted, "It's colder than a well digger's ass"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018
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