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When your president refers to black or dark skinned nations as shitholes, but wants immigrants from white nations. Another name for a racist president.
Donald Trump's comments about Shithole Nations is why he is classified as a Shithole President.
by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018

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Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked

1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman

2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.

Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.

2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.

Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017

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Verb: Boxerballing

When you lay in bed at night with your hands in your boxer shorts playing with your testicles.
Ronald lay in bed at night boxerballing while watching an episode of Ellen.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017

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Ingredients:

- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.

- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional

Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.

One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.

At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.

Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.

Serves 10.
They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 08, 2017

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Paste Tense: Stickeyed

In reference to computer keyboards, where the keys begin sticking; typically as a result of masturbatory emissions.
I need to buy a new keyboard, my current one has stickeys.

Jon went to use his Dad's computer and realized it had been stickeyed. Jon promptly washed his hands.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 07, 2017

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The political wing of the Klu Klux Klan. They pride themselves on creating laws that hurt women, calling neo-nazi's and white supremacists "Good People", secretly wearing bed sheets out at night, and pointing to the one black person they could convince to join them and saying, "See, we're not racist"
In 2016 the Republikkklan's got Donald Trump elected president.
by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018

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Any nation that has a predominately non-white population as described by Donald J. Trump
Immigrants from shithole nations are bringing guns, drugs, they are sending rapists, and some people from shithole nations I assume are good people
by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018

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