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trumpspan

Trumpspan...defines...the era and what President Trump did during his office
To me... during Trumpspan i quit watching Tv...thats for sure ..what i did during that era
by PRETTY IN COPPER July 27, 2017
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Trumpstank

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"
by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019
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trumpsmanship

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.
That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.
by Chas501 January 22, 2017
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Trumpistan

A new word for a potential future of the United States of America.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.

Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.

All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.
A- Dudeeeee I thing Trumpistan could be a reality
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand

4 years later......
by RipTheDream6969 May 21, 2017
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Trumpaganda

A specific rhetoric involving "alternative facts," misleading misinformation, fear-inducing, word terror, generally poorly written, and structurally unsound. See any sentence spoken by Donald J. Trump
The theory the Mexican government is sending their worst to our country is typical Trumpaganda.
by Amnesiac14 February 1, 2017
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Trumpaganda

Propaganda, lies, distractions, and alternate facts uttered by Donald Trump and people in his administration.
Kellyanne Conway went on Meet the Press this morning and said that Sean Spicer had alternate facts from the media about how many people attended the inauguration. But a quick review of the reality-based facts revealed it was just another pile of trumpaganda.
by Reynold926 January 22, 2017
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Trumpaganda

Much like propoganda but far less believable usually dumb and trivial. Siimilar to propoganda but far more dangerous. Trumpaganda is quickly identified by the statement "Believe Me" preceding or following the utter nonsense.
Don't believe that donkey-shit it is clearly Trumpaganda.

You must be a Donald if you believe that Trumpaganda.
by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017
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