Chas501's definitions

Vagina Garden

Pubic Hair in the vaginal area.

She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.

by Chas501 May 3, 2007

Winge

One of many contrived words that can be used when real words just aren't good enough.

This example uses the action verb form of the contrived word winge.

He's been whinging about the cold weather all day. Duh!!!

by Chas501 November 29, 2007

yarr!

Yarr! is like saying yeah! It can convey a sense of loss, a feeling of resination, and can even confirm agreement, but more appropriately it's just yeah.

Yarr! My pirate's booty has been stolen.

by Chas501 October 3, 2007

Jailbreak

Usually occurs while farting or "break"ing wind. During a windbreak a small unassuming turd seizes the opportunity and sneeks out while the door is open (so to speak).

I can't believe it, but I was out crop dusting in the hallway yesterday and had a jailbreak, so I had to visit the restroom for a cleanup on aisle 5.

by Chas501 August 21, 2008

Vagina Douch

A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.

Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?

by Chas501 August 21, 2008

trumping down

When you double down on a ridiculous premise.

Donald was Trumping down when he said. "I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me."

by Chas501 December 4, 2016

fart warmer

Heated car seats...Duh!

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.

by Chas501 January 8, 2018