Chas501's definitions

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

by Chas501 February 2, 2017

Trump's ICE Nazis

A gestapo like organization loyal to Trump and charged with execution of Trump's illegal abductions and deportations.

Did you read about Trump's ICE Nazis abducting another student that didn't agree with his policies on immigration?

by Chas501 June 17, 2025

yarr!

Yarr! is like saying yeah! It can convey a sense of loss, a feeling of resination, and can even confirm agreement, but more appropriately it's just yeah.

Yarr! My pirate's booty has been stolen.

by Chas501 October 3, 2007

fart warmer

Heated car seats...Duh!

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.

by Chas501 January 8, 2018

trumping down

When you double down on a ridiculous premise.

Donald was Trumping down when he said. "I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me."

by Chas501 December 4, 2016

donald trump smoke detector

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.

What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.

by Chas501 December 4, 2017

Jailbreak

Usually occurs while farting or "break"ing wind. During a windbreak a small unassuming turd seizes the opportunity and sneeks out while the door is open (so to speak).

I can't believe it, but I was out crop dusting in the hallway yesterday and had a jailbreak, so I had to visit the restroom for a cleanup on aisle 5.

by Chas501 August 21, 2008