Jailbreak

Usually occurs while farting or "break"ing wind. During a windbreak a small unassuming turd seizes the opportunity and sneeks out while the door is open (so to speak).

I can't believe it, but I was out crop dusting in the hallway yesterday and had a jailbreak, so I had to visit the restroom for a cleanup on aisle 5.

by Chas501 August 21, 2008

Trump's ICE Nazis

A gestapo like organization loyal to Trump and charged with execution of Trump's illegal abductions and deportations.

Did you read about Trump's ICE Nazis abducting another student that didn't agree with his policies on immigration?

by Chas501 June 17, 2025

eating disorder cute

A girl who is especially attractive partly because she is thin.

Did you see that girl at the burger joint?

You mean the one that's eating disorder cute?

by Chas501 February 01, 2017

yarr!

Yarr! is like saying yeah! It can convey a sense of loss, a feeling of resination, and can even confirm agreement, but more appropriately it's just yeah.

Yarr! My pirate's booty has been stolen.

by Chas501 October 03, 2007

fart warmer

Heated car seats...Duh!

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.

by Chas501 January 08, 2018

alley-cat cute

Someone with obvious flaws in their appearance, that has a quirky attractiveness despite the flaws.

There is something off about Kellyanne Conway's appearance, but she still alley-cat cute.

by Chas501 January 11, 2017

diplodramatic

The introduction of drama into diplomacy, whether it be for promoting a specific agenda, political shaming with made up rhetoric, or just stoking ones own ego.

Did you see how Trump went after Jeff Flake with all those diplodramatic tweets.

by Chas501 May 10, 2018