Any Flatus that has been filtered through water, such as bathwater, the swimming pool, or a hot tub, thus rendering it slightly less noxious.
by Chas501 February 01, 2017
When you're rich or a celebrity, you can do pretty much anything you want, so when I meet a beautiful woman I walk right up to her and grab her by the pussy, and give her a vagina handshake.
by Chas501 December 31, 2016
The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.
That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.
by Chas501 January 22, 2017
The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The
empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?
2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.
2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.
by Chas501 February 02, 2017
One of many contrived words that can be used when real words just aren't good enough.
This example uses the action verb form of the contrived word winge.
He's been whinging about the cold weather all day. Duh!!!
He's been whinging about the cold weather all day. Duh!!!
by Chas501 November 07, 2007
by Chas501 January 08, 2018
Pubic Hair in the vaginal area.
She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.
by Chas501 April 25, 2007