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What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.
by Chas501 December 4, 2017
Get the donald trump smoke detectormug. by Chas501 January 8, 2018
Get the fart warmermug. by Chas501 December 4, 2016
Get the trumping downmug. The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The
empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?
2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.
2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.
by Chas501 February 2, 2017
Get the drop the kids off at the skate parkmug. A leader who leads through autocratic edicts, with no regard for the opinions of his advisers, political affiliates or anyone else. Frequently an unhinged narcissist who makes delusional incoherent ramblings without regard to how he is perceived or the potential consequences.
Reporter: What do you say to the fact that 19 US Intelligence Agencies all agree that Russia hacked the DNC to influence the elections?
Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.
Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?
Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.
Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.
Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.
Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?
Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.
Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.
by Chas501 February 16, 2017
Get the trumptatormug. When our president, or someone in charge with great responsibility, acts or reacts in an immature or childlike manner, especially in a way diminishes the prestige associated with their position by making statements or taking actions that are widely considered unreasonable, ridiculous, appalling or disgusting.
Senator Bob Corker was really on point when he made the comment about the White House being an adult day-care. Did you hear about the way our "Toddler In Chief "reacted to criticism about the way he treated a fallen soldiers widow on the phone, basically calling the widow a liar?
by Chas501 December 4, 2017
Get the toddler in chiefmug. Did you hear the latest Trump Truth about crime being the highest it's been in 47 years. Yeah, I know crime is about as low as it has been in 15 years. I think they forgot to send that one through conversion therapy.
by Chas501 February 16, 2017
Get the Trump Truthmug.