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TrumpSantis 

Formerly two different Politicians. One from Florida who actually had a good education and a successful NAVY career. The other a failed real estate enthusiast & Reality TV show host. By 2020 it was clear that Ron Desantis was so far up Donald Trumps ass one could not tell where one ended and the other began. Hence, Trumpsantis
Hey, did you see that TrumpSantis is encouraging Herd Stupidity for COVID-19 so Floriduh can have its own Coronapalooza.
TrumpSantis by Sonicbo0mz November 15, 2020
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trumpgantic 

Used as a reference of body shape and mass. Since trump is over 200 pounds and round he's trumpgantic.
" what the hell man! Stop eating all my cupcakes, your getting trumpgantic"
trumpgantic by Em-Has-neckaphobia February 20, 2017

Trumpanitis Syndrome 

A mental illness syndrome prominent in the subspecies Stupido Eructus, commonly known as Republicans, altering one's ability to comprehend basic civil concepts, often resulting in a blind following of the Stupido Erectus Primus, Donald Trump. Symptoms may be incoherent stupidity, opinion evidence over factual evidence, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamophobic concepts, abhorrence, blatant obliviousness, gluttony, and other symptoms. The only known cures are The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and basically anything other than Fox News.
"I think I might be down with Trumpanitis Syndrome! I mean, who wants Muslim immigrants?" "Dude, you need to go and get some Washington Post. Your mind's been corrupted."

Trumpantics 

There he goes again with his Trumpantics - stop the voting (counting), I have won already but let Nevada keep on counting.