Eppypotamus's definitions

hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

grab-a-snatch

the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault

cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."

Trump bragged he often committed grab-a-snatch assaults on women he found attractive.

by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

Trumpotomy

an operation that results in destruction of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the "victim" to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc.; commonly suffered by attendees at Trump rallies; syn: magatized hannatized

OMG! My pervy uncle got a Trumpotomy at a Trump rally. He was thoroughly magatized; it transformed him into a low-IQ person... a complete Trumpanzee! He still grabs me by my pussy, but is become such a ignoranus trumpanzee, he does his old grab-a-snatch routine indiscreetly, even in front of my parents!!! OMG!!!!

by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

Eppypotamus

A portmanteau comprised from blending parts from the words Eppi etymologist blimpo hippo hip and hippopotamus. Definition: A genius etymologist with a hippo-sized ass and preternatural knack for divining the origin and meanings of vernacular words in common usage throughout urban America ... and the world-at-large. See: Einstein

She was a genius etymologist, holding a PhD in American Slang from the prestigious Wharton School of Slangonomics ... a true Eppypotamus!

by Eppypotamus June 30, 2019

Tschlump

a portmanteau formed from Trump+shitty+asshole+chump+lump+schlump; def: the epitome of all your pervy, senile, obese, low-IQ, Republican, uncles who, given half an opportunity, will grab-a-snatch your pussy ... even when your parents are present

syn: assclown, trumpanzee, ignoranus

In his mind Donald Trump is the King of the World, whereas in reality, he is only King of Tschlumps!

by Eppypotamus July 6, 2019

Trumpissist

a portmanteau comprised from Trump + narcissist + pisser + pissant + pissist + pissing + fetishist

def: see Donald Trump, the prototype ; a person (usually male) whose behavior demonstrates he is obviously mentally deranged, exhibiting the primary hallmark of extreme pathological narcissism; the diagnosis is certain if this sign is seen in combination with any two of the following diagnostic criteria:

(a) pissing fetish;
(b) grabbing women by the pussy (or, in the rare instance of being a female ... any public grab-a-snatch display;
(c) daily Twitter rages;
(d) weird orange tint to skin or hair;
(e) pathological lying;
(f) befuddlement and incoherence of public speech;
(g) unnatural (and very obviously so) small hands or penis;
(h) fascination with tyrants and megalomaniacs

Donald Trump is the prototypical Trumpissist; he exhibits both diagnostic signs (1) pathological narcissism + (2) pissing fethishism.

by Eppypotamus July 8, 2019

Trumpotomy

A portmanteau formed from Trump, i.e., Donald Trump + lobotomy + hemorrhoidectomy. A radical psychological/psychiatric intervention to reverse the effects of victims who have been magatized.

My pervy uncle attended a Trump rally where he was magatized; now he is in dire need of a Trumpotomy.

by Eppypotamus July 11, 2019