white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican
Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.
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Get the short-fingered vulgarian mug.Donald Trump is a low-IQ individual who emits a constant stream of BS comments, infuriates every one with his pathological lying and narcissism, and blithely unaware that every sane person in the whole-wide-world hates him for this ... he is a total assclown!
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Get the assclown mug.In normal usage, an association of assclowns; see Republican Party Republicans Trump Administration Fox News Hosts; known for exhibiting the most atrocious and egregious assclownish behavior.
However, some individuals within such associations are known for exhibiting such egregious assclownish behaviors in such extraordinary profusion and confusion that it must be inferred they are split-personalities or possessed by multiple assclown demons; see, for example: Sean Hannity Donald Trump Ivanka Trump Eric Trump Donald Trump Junior Senator McConnell or any member of the Republican Party, thus, it is proper usage to refer to these individuals as an ass-circus.
However, some individuals within such associations are known for exhibiting such egregious assclownish behaviors in such extraordinary profusion and confusion that it must be inferred they are split-personalities or possessed by multiple assclown demons; see, for example: Sean Hannity Donald Trump Ivanka Trump Eric Trump Donald Trump Junior Senator McConnell or any member of the Republican Party, thus, it is proper usage to refer to these individuals as an ass-circus.
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Get the ass-circus mug.a person who is appallingly ignorant and stupid; a fucktard; an assclown; an ignoranus; a trumpanzee; a person who has been magatized or lobotomized; a Republican; a Trump supporter; a member of the so-called "Trump base" ... see Donald J. Trump.
A consensus of psychologists agree that when Trump calls someone a "low-IQ person" he is projecting his own stupidity.
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Get the low-IQ person mug.When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
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Get the hawking a loogie mug.A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.
I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!
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Get the hannitized mug.A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
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