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Donald Trump is a low-IQ individual who emits a constant stream of BS comments, infuriates every one with his pathological lying and narcissism, and blithely unaware that every sane person in the whole-wide-world hates him for this ... he is a total assclown!
by Eppypotamus June 2, 2019
Get the assclown mug.In normal usage, an association of assclowns; see Republican Party Republicans Trump Administration Fox News Hosts; known for exhibiting the most atrocious and egregious assclownish behavior.
However, some individuals within such associations are known for exhibiting such egregious assclownish behaviors in such extraordinary profusion and confusion that it must be inferred they are split-personalities or possessed by multiple assclown demons; see, for example: Sean Hannity Donald Trump Ivanka Trump Eric Trump Donald Trump Junior Senator McConnell or any member of the Republican Party, thus, it is proper usage to refer to these individuals as an ass-circus.
However, some individuals within such associations are known for exhibiting such egregious assclownish behaviors in such extraordinary profusion and confusion that it must be inferred they are split-personalities or possessed by multiple assclown demons; see, for example: Sean Hannity Donald Trump Ivanka Trump Eric Trump Donald Trump Junior Senator McConnell or any member of the Republican Party, thus, it is proper usage to refer to these individuals as an ass-circus.
by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019
Get the ass-circus mug.When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019
Get the hawking a loogie mug.a person who is appallingly ignorant and stupid; a fucktard; an assclown; an ignoranus; a trumpanzee; a person who has been magatized or lobotomized; a Republican; a Trump supporter; a member of the so-called "Trump base" ... see Donald J. Trump.
A consensus of psychologists agree that when Trump calls someone a "low-IQ person" he is projecting his own stupidity.
by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019
Get the low-IQ person mug.def: (1) a sexually-attractive young woman who only dates rich old geezers, usually only for the purpose (and with an expectation) of receiving expensive gifts; even though she will rarely fuck on a first date (no matter how attractive or valuable the proffered or promised gifts), so, technically, NOT a whore (yet) or prickteaser, she definitely WILL fuck on a second date IF sufficiently extravagant or expensive gifts are received in the interim.
syn: high-class whore-ELLA
syn: high-class whore-ELLA
by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019
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a wannabe investor who buys a bad stock, then even when it keeps going down year-after-year, instead of taking a small loss, now, the noob huffs some hopium and holds firmly onto his bag until the stock is completely worthless and he is FLAT BROKE ...
syn: naktard, fucktard, trumptard
a wannabe investor who buys a bad stock, then even when it keeps going down year-after-year, instead of taking a small loss, now, the noob huffs some hopium and holds firmly onto his bag until the stock is completely worthless and he is FLAT BROKE ...
syn: naktard, fucktard, trumptard
by Eppypotamus April 9, 2021
Get the bagtard mug.A portmanteau comprised from blending parts from the words Eppi etymologist blimpo hippo hip and hippopotamus. Definition: A genius etymologist with a hippo-sized ass and preternatural knack for divining the origin and meanings of vernacular words in common usage throughout urban America ... and the world-at-large. See: Einstein
She was a genius etymologist, holding a PhD in American Slang from the prestigious Wharton School of Slangonomics ... a true Eppypotamus!
by Eppypotamus June 30, 2019
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