The city that everyone else in America fears yet secretly admires and/or wants to visit.
A place where you can drop a
cool million bucks in an afternoon buying things that
will go out of style next week.
A town as culturally alien to the residents of Des Moines or Omaha as Moscow or Baghdad is and vice versa.
Where Jews outnumber Protestants 14 to
1.
Heck, even Muslims and Hindus outnumber Protestants in NYC.
A place that elected Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani and
will be forever blamed for anything either one of them does in the Oval Office.