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Trumpstank

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"
by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019
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TrumpStank

a condition that describes a person, place or thing that reminds another person or persons, of the infamously negative and/or deeply revolting, terrifying or just plain unpleasant, behaviors, actions and non-actions (especially) of one Donald J. Trump- Formally Impeached President Of The United States Of America.
TrumpStank descriptive noun: as in "For the next 10,000 years, Americans will not support, advise or even consider voting for anyone who seems like, thinks like, feels like, acts like or even smells like one Donald J. Trump, impeached "president " of the USA, 'cuz they've got TrumpStank on 'em"
by peaceful1952 May 6, 2020
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Trumpstank

The noxious and indelible odor emanating from a person or politician who got caught up in the tsunami of bile, bullshit, racism, misogyny, homophobia, etc., that comes out of Trump’s pie hole daily.
“Damn G, Lindsey Graham got trumpstank so bad I can’t be in the same building with the boy."
by Couyon October 28, 2020
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trumpsmanship

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.
That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.
by Chas501 January 22, 2017
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Trumpistan

A new word for a potential future of the United States of America.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.

Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.

All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.
A- Dudeeeee I thing Trumpistan could be a reality
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand

4 years later......
by RipTheDream6969 May 21, 2017
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Trumputantrum

Verb. 1) To throw a Presidential size temper tantrum. 2) When the leader of the free world throws a temper tantrum little a cranky toddler.
Well, there he goes again. Throwing a Trumputantrum on Twitter again.
by lilred1983 February 2, 2017
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Trumptan

A word used to define a tan the colour of Donald Trump. Also two fucking words put together to define the vibrant, orange complexion rarely seen in this universe.
Bob: "Gee, look at that old blonde dude down there! He must have a trumptan!"

Bobina: "omg, he has a very good trumptan... looks related to the man himself!"
by Huntress CC June 7, 2017
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