Schloft

Vaginal discharge; Girl's cum

If the schloft smells bed, stay away.

Schloft by John December 3, 2003

schlort 

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlack schlorts by just make the money January 13, 2014

schlift 

schlift(verb). A term used to describe the movement of an object or objects while under the influence of hallucinogenics (i.e high).

On a lazy Sunday afternoon, while they were contemplating the deeper meaning of liff, Neil and Stef happened to ever so subtly glance at the dusty unkept bookshelf and unbeknown to either party, the above said bookshelf magically schlifted, to the left.

(Thanks to David Bowie from 1988 the Labyrinth)
(Please please please publish this!)
(it would mean a lot to us)
(i'd just like to thank my mom...

schlift by robstefneil January 3, 2009

schloffin 

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time

Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off

schloffin by KialNez April 13, 2010

schlort 

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

schlort by bt February 27, 2003

schlotzsky 

a slutty jew who often slobs on the knob

"yo laines such a schlotzsky"
"dude i know. she was all over my rod last night"

schlotzsky by lickadick69 July 12, 2014