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Schloft

If the schloft smells bed, stay away.
by John December 3, 2003
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schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.
Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.
by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018
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schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!
by just make the money January 13, 2014
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schlift

schlift(verb). A term used to describe the movement of an object or objects while under the influence of hallucinogenics (i.e high).
On a lazy Sunday afternoon, while they were contemplating the deeper meaning of liff, Neil and Stef happened to ever so subtly glance at the dusty unkept bookshelf and unbeknown to either party, the above said bookshelf magically schlifted, to the left.

(Thanks to David Bowie from 1988 the Labyrinth)
(Please please please publish this!)
(it would mean a lot to us)
(i'd just like to thank my mom...
by robstefneil January 3, 2009
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schloffin

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time
Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off
by KialNez April 13, 2010
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schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.
HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.
by bt February 27, 2003
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schlotzsky

a slutty jew who often slobs on the knob
"yo laines such a schlotzsky"
"dude i know. she was all over my rod last night"
by lickadick69 July 12, 2014
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