schlong

Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 03, 2004

schlong

(normally considered vulgar) penis (from Yiddish; shlang 'snake'; cf. German schlange) - the Oxford American Dictionary; a Yiddish word, common to what is known as the New York City dialect of the English language

Mary: "Check out the bulge in that dude's pants!"
Anne: "That's either a pair of socks in his shorts, or he's got one-hell-of-a schlong!"

by WitsEnd June 24, 2007

schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

by dick November 18, 2003

schlong

Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.

Verb: To fuck

Adjective: A moron or other similar term.

Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).

I don't have the biggest schlong on the block, but I know how to use it.

by KarlFaust January 05, 2004

schlong

Penis. Often thought to derive from the German "schlange" meaning "snake."

Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."

I showed her my schlong.

by Masen April 06, 2006

schlong

A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.

MmMmMmMmMmMmMmmmm cody has a schlong and i rode it all night looong.... YUMMY!!!!!!

by bobthehairypenis December 06, 2009

schlong

A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.

Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.

by Hugh G Rection February 19, 2005