Neil is a guy who is misunderstood a lot . But if you get to know him you'll see he is the sweetest guy you'll ever know . He is very respectful and has a big heart . He is caring and loving and puts other before himself . He gets pissed off easy tho . He's great at basketball and football and is very sexy and handsome .

A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.

A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,

to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.

shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.

One who takes stiff man pole in his butt

A guy that has very small nuts