smells

What people say when they feel stupid and want to laugh at someone.
Sam: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Sam: Smells!!
Gary: Shut up, you fucking loser.
by Mel August 27, 2004
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smells

The smells of sex, puke, and stale cigarette smoke are all it takes for me to remember the summer of '99.
by King Shit January 19, 2003
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smells

1. is terrible
2. stinks
3. sucks
4. sucks ass
5. sucks my balls
People got tired of saying "This movie is terrible!"
So they started saying "This movie smells!"
This was how it ALL STARTED
but inflation broke in and soon people were saying:
"This movie stinks!"
That one lasted generations, & smells was forgotten!
but inflation broke in again & soon people were saying:
"This movie sucks!"
That one last just as long as "stinks"
but inflation broke in again & soon people were saying:
"This movie sucks ass!" or "This movie sucks my balls!"
I predict that in the future, people will either say "This movie sucks all the shit out of my ass!" or, more wisely, will go back to the ORIGINAL THAT STARTED IT ALL:
"This movie smells."
by Fatty Brown January 23, 2011
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smells

It smells like ass in here
by Alex July 20, 2003
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smells

giving off an aroma
I just farted and it smells like boiled cabbage.
by King Shit January 17, 2003
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smells

To perceive the odor or scent of through the nose by means of the olfactory nerves; inhale the odor of; to detect or become aware of as if by the sense of smell
David: Dude, i love the way Stacie smells

by David Mannn January 09, 2009
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The Smell

The proper recipe for “The Smell” is to take one box of Instant Garlic Mashed Potato mix and place the cooked contents into an air-tight plastic container. Place said container on top of a warm electrical surface like the top of a refrigerator. Wait 16 weeks. Next identify someone you dislike and leave the opened plastic container in their place of residence (Preferably by an air exchange vent). The unique aroma of The Smell will induce immediate and violent spells of vomitting. Sit back and enjoy.
Adam placed The Smell in Janey’s apartment. 5 minutes later Janey heaved chunks all over her mattress
by What’s The Dilly Yo? October 17, 2020
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