schlotzsky

a slutty jew who often slobs on the knob

"yo laines such a schlotzsky"
"dude i know. she was all over my rod last night"

by lickadick69 July 12, 2014

schlotzsky

"Funny Name Serious Sandwhich" people
A place to buy a good sandwhich.

Hey me and Shawn durkin just went to Schlotzsky's for a good sandwhich

by Shawn Durkin February 22, 2008

schlotzsky's

a great place that has an awesome original

schlotzsky's is in orange county and Austin, mainly in the southwest/middle of the Unites States

make their own bread

by zac g. June 4, 2008

Scottsville Schlotzsky

When a male dips his testicles into honey mustard sauce, shoves his nuts into a woman's mouth, and, while she sucks the sauce off of his coin purse, he ejaculates up her nose. This must be performed while at a fast food establishment. There are extra bonus points if done while the restaurant is open, and customers are inside.

Listen to this dude...Last night, Jennifer let me do the Scottsville Schlotzsky on her in the dining room after closing! It was the greatest!

by cheezeness August 26, 2010

shlotzky

a Polish cock

Gabe: Can you believe that guy doesn't know how to change a lightbulb,

Steven: Yeah, he's a fuckin shlotzky.

by Steven R. Sanchez May 28, 2009

Schmotzky

A male dog who fornicates with a male cat.

Or
Someone who tries to lick farts out of a butthole.

“Get out from under there you schmotzky”

by Schmotzkylover May 27, 2018

schlotzky

a word for anything in the world. like if you can't think of a word you'd just say "schlotzki". i.e. fish

yeah, i just bought a bunch of...um...schlotzki.

by Libby, Emily & Sarah June 15, 2003