rod

n. an erect penis

I woke up this morning with a wicked rod!

by Rod October 10, 2003

rod

A slang term for penis

Vadim has a microscopic "rod"!!!

by r3n October 28, 2002

rod

A hard penis.

See also: penis

Then I got a really hard rod!

by Will you ever figure it out?? June 11, 2007

rod

Rod is a great guy who is really hard to get to know. He makes a lot of dirty jokes and is sometimes extremely vulgar but once you get to know the real him, you will never want to let him go. He is sort of a fuckboy but is extremely attractive. Once you have him in your sites, he will haunt your dreams for a week. His body is mesmerizing and is possibly the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. He is the most wonderful looking man you will ever lay your eyes on. Damn.

"Damn. Did you see the new guy rose? He is SOOO hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard that he slept with Julie."

"Rod told the funniest dirty joke today!"
"Yeah, that guys the best."

by FUNNYBUN February 26, 2016

rod

A pipe used for smoking marijuana. Sometimes also referred to as a Hitter, One Hitter etc...

Yo man want to go smoke a rod?

by Willow September 19, 2005

rod

a big ass dick that can fuck girls just how they want there pussy to get fucked. hard and smooth. a penise bigger than size 6 for dicks.

that girl wanted my rod because she new it would fuck her right.

by whyusoblack July 01, 2011

rod

A penis, dick. A big pole.

Dont fuck with Moses, he'll put his rod on your bitch ass.
When I'm feeling down, his rod and his staff... they comfort me.
We went fishing and I couldn't believe how long his rod was! His fishing pole? No, his other ROD... 12 inches.

by @branden_iam October 28, 2022