schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

by bt February 27, 2003

chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

by bt February 20, 2003

thankles

No separation between the thigh and the ankle.Ususally seen in very chunkdified women.

She had thankles like an elephant.

by bt March 03, 2003

illiterate

unable to read and write. basically a fucking idiot who has the approximate education levelof a grade 2 english student if not worse.

99.9% of the people who post stuff on this site are illiterate.

by bt February 28, 2003

caulk

1. Something that goes around windows to keep cold air out

2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use

1 and 2. That guy did an amazing job at caulking the windows. It made me moist.

by bt February 25, 2003

bum a fag

1. To borrow a cigarette from an english chap

2. To stick a dick in a gay guys ass

1. Excuse me my good chap, may I perhaps bum a fag.

2. I once accidentally clicked on a gay porn site on al4a.com/links.html and saw some guy bumming a fag.

by bt February 28, 2003

twatalicious

absolutely fucking delicious.

Jim told me that, your moms cock tasted the opposite of twatalicious.

by bt March 05, 2003