bt's definitions

bubble gum

When wearing shorts or under, bubblegum,is the act of yanking your bag skin out to one side to resemble a big wad of juicy bubblegum.

Guy - Hey bitch you want a peice of bubble gum? *as he yanks the bag skin out*

Girl - Sure *as she bendsdown to take a nibble*

Guy - HAHAHAHAHAHA, thats my fucking bag skin your chewing on idiot HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now you are getting a wordMushroom Tattoo/word

by bt February 21, 2003

nipples

The part of the tits that make my pants move. The pointing part generally found in the center. Hopefully they are not huge and brown stained.

Sometimes I rub my tallywacker on my girlfriends nipples the I give her a mushroom tattoo.

by bt February 20, 2003

schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

by bt February 27, 2003

KIT

That bitchin' ass talking car from Knight Rider

Holy fucking shit, that bitchin' ass car from Knight Rider can talk!

by bt June 28, 2003

vagitarian

One who does not use animal skin condoms when haveing intercoures. Made up by Adam Corolla on love line

by BT September 10, 2003

nudge her and fudge her

The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.

My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.

by bt February 27, 2003

fist to cuffs

1. Getting in a rumble with somebody and fighting like a johnny hardcore!

2. Fisting a girl other than your wife when your are on lunch in your business suit with nice white cuffs.

1. Me and the fag went fist to cuffs. He pulled my hair and slapped me so I kicked him square in the junk.

2. I was out having an affair the other day at lunch and the girl got all kinky, she mad me go fist to cuffs and I got blood on my fucking shirt. My wife is gonnawanna go fist to cuffs when she finds out.

by bt February 28, 2003