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schloffin

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time
Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off
by KialNez April 13, 2010
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Schiffing

Using Arguments against Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant.
Frances Coppola is straight up Schiffing for attention.
by BTCBug December 29, 2020
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schlogins

It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)
Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.
by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006
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Schloink

To squeeze through, pass by barely.
He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.
by MojPies August 11, 2010
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schnoffing

Similar to Snorting. South African slang usually used for snorting CAT or Crack.
I schnoffed so much last night.

What have you been Schnoffing, Jimmy?
by twistED Gein February 13, 2018
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schloff

Adjective:

A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.

Verb:

Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be

Noun:

A Lazy mother fucker
"Man I am so schloffed after last night"

"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"

"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"
by the original G July 12, 2014
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schloking

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!
After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!
by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017
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