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Someone who claims to be open minded but really just follows the crowd and does not know about the real issues.
If they are white they only voted for Obama because they thought it would make them feel better. They are now realizing it didn't.
Person 1: All my friends are Democrats so I thought it would be fun! Are you a Democrat too?

Person 2: No I'm a Libertarian.

Person 1: What's Libertarian?

Person 2: It's a 3rd party.

Person 1: What's a 3rd party?

Person 2: Exactly.
by LibbyChick January 06, 2010
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an individual who thinks the middle class should provide everything for everyone else and believes that killing the unborn is acceptable. Generally self-righteous and narrow-minded advocates for political corectness. Voted morons like Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama into office. 70% of the cause for the problems in America (for other 30%, see Republican)
All that woman does is leach off the system. Must be a democrat.
by Done With Democrats November 11, 2010
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You are a good democrat if:


1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of terrorists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.


5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate and that huge ball of fire in the sky, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You think a mother has a right to kill an innocent 5 month fetus because her pregnancy would interfere with her career, but feel we shouldn't put to death the man who raped and murdered 14 women.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that racism is horrible unless it is against a white person then it is encouraged.

12. You feel that being convicted of treason is an infringement on your first amendment rights.

13. You honestly feel that alcoholics deserve social security disability benefits.

14. You think the guy who drops out of High School and builds your jeep deserves more money than the doctor who went to college for 10 years and saves your kids life.

15. You've filed for unemployment within two weeks of getting out of high school.

16. You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..."

17. You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.

18. You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."

19. You've ever argued that with just one more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs.

20. You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.

21. You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.

22. After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is under taxed."

23. You fight and demand that other people have to support your cause when you do not bother to donate to it, or even volunteer.

24. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

25. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

26. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and affirmative action isnโ€™t

27. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasnโ€™t worked anywhere itโ€™s been tried, is because the right people havenโ€™t been in charge.

28. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

29. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

30. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese and the middle east is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
Some Democrats are Obama, Pelosi, Dodd, Frank, Clinton.
by Freedom4 February 04, 2009
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A person who, on the internet(we have it in the south; surprised?) assumes that a Republican is an ignorant Southern asshole who can't spell his own name without help.

For example, the definitions on here before say that a Republican is:
1. "Southern Baptist,"
2. "Are the only ones allowed to back up their point of view with evidence,"
3. Automatically a "RACIST WHITE,"
4. "Cannot spell ammendment,"
5. Have "no good ideas,"
6. "A semi-literate meathead,"
7. Automatically "the party to vote against,"
8. Believes a newborn baby is not as important as its mother,"
9. "Can not spell Democrat,"
10. the list goes on..

After this, the list continues to glorify the Democrats, claiming that Ultra left-wing Hippie fundamentalism is better than ulta right-wing Baptist fundamentalism, no matter who is involved in this debate.
Sivilised peoples on the internets thit can spall there uwn names, not alike the rapublicans. democrats are best acuz they think they are. is thare warld an we in the south, the hicks, ore jist living en et.

This isn't your world, sterotypical fuck-o's.
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Someone who believes that hard working taxpayers should give their money to lazy ass cocksuckers who have 20 kids and refuse to work, that killing criminals is wrong, while killing unborn babies is completely acceptable, that utter bullshit like Global Warming is real, that owning a gun to protect your ass against dangerous sonsofbitches should be illegal, that Mexicans should be allowed to come into our country illegally and sit on their asses having babies and living on welfare and getting the same opportunities as hard working citizens, bash Fox News for being too conservative despite the fact that practically every other news station besides Fox is liberal, and that basically you should have to pay higher taxes to pay for other people's shit.

They also seem to write 90% of the definitions on this website. Search "Republican" and you'll see what I mean.
Democrat: Mexicans should be able to come here and be treated just like everyone else. After all, this IS a country of immigrants!

Republicans: Yeah, when my ancestors came here, they had to work their asses off, not live on free money and sit on their ass all day long with 20 kids running around.
by The Outlaw Torn June 01, 2010
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Party for ignorant, college-age intellectual wannabes. Live life in perpetual outrage, make outrageous claims about social injustices and are religious about environmental issues (will keep the faith even when the facts don't support the issue--read "Ethanol" fuel additives; global warming science, tax increases on high-income earners; also believe Republicans are statistically less educated than Democrats). Think all opposition to Liberal policies is motivated by sexist, racist, bigoted homophobia (which is abject bigotry). Assume the poor and minorities are unable to fend for themselves so they steal from high-income earners (in the form of taxation, which high-income earners subvert via tax loopholes so the revenues end up getting redirected to middle-class income earners) and redistribute it to the poor, who become socialized to depend on it. Often whine about FOX News, when Liberals control virtually all media (print, television, Hollywood, the Arts). Are dogmatic in their intolerance of opposing viewpoints and will label dissenters as sexist/racist/bigoted/homophobic so as to avoid real debate. Older Democrats are the most pathetic as they are well aware of all the above but still vote Democrat anyway just to protest.
Democrat: Can you believe Republicans signed the Patriot Act?

Republican: You mean the Patriot Act that president Obama renewed last month?

Democrat: You're a racist!
by leo_s June 01, 2011
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one of the two major political parties apparently dedicated in removing rights givin to man by god, completely ignorant to what the founding fathers believed in, and utterly desperate to take the political power from the people and hand it to an increasingly powerful government. Also convinced their opinion is the absolute truth and that republicans are evil for holding their own.
the democrats hold a majority in the house and senate.
by doodguy69 April 06, 2010
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