schlift 

schlift(verb). A term used to describe the movement of an object or objects while under the influence of hallucinogenics (i.e high).

On a lazy Sunday afternoon, while they were contemplating the deeper meaning of liff, Neil and Stef happened to ever so subtly glance at the dusty unkept bookshelf and unbeknown to either party, the above said bookshelf magically schlifted, to the left.

(Thanks to David Bowie from 1988 the Labyrinth)
(Please please please publish this!)
(it would mean a lot to us)
(i'd just like to thank my mom...

schlift by robstefneil January 3, 2009

schwifty 

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.

I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!

schwifty by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016

schlitter 

slang for kitty litter
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etymology: shit + litter = schlitter

shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter

schlitter by PajamaSutra June 21, 2019

schwifty 

Getting crazy horny at parties and/or clubs, usually while extremely high. Typically involves taking off your pants and your panties.

Oh yeah! You gotta get schwifty! Uh oh! You gotta get schwifty! Oh yeah! Take off your pants and your panties!

schwifty by the_rickster August 20, 2015

get schwifty 

The name of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Giant head (Cromulons native to the Signus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.

"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."

get schwifty by alziepen October 25, 2015

Shlift 

A swear for someone who is a hoe and a bitch at the same time

“Shut up Anna, you’re just a shlift”
Or
“You bloody shlift”

Shlift by Lil Trans December 17, 2018

schlitzkrieg

n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.

"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."

schlitzkrieg by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004