Definitions by lebronisgoat

River dumps

When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.

Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.

River dumps by lebronisgoat November 5, 2018

Slap my turkey 

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

Slap my turkey by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

bentpenisitis 

A strange illness when you have a boner, your penis just bends and flops. Usually happens when you never jerk off or have beaten their meat too much.

Bro, I think I have bentpenisitis cause everytime I get a boner, my penis bends.
maxisgay has bentpenisitis
Tyler MacDonald has bentpenisitis

bentpenisitis by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Asscake 

When someone's ass you just ate tasted just like cake, so you ate it like cake.

Oh yeah. I ate her ass like it was cake. She had an Asscake.

Asscake by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

James Kerr 

An awesome guy who is cool with a huge dick and good style. He is also athletic and smart. Has lots of haters who are gay and have chodes and are schmucks.

Wow that dude James Kerr seems realy chill, why do so many cunts hate on him.

James Kerr by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Shrimpdick 

A tiny penis equivalent to a chode

Wow, maxisgay you have a shrimpdick.

Shrimpdick by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

schlort 

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018