Maxisgay

Referring to a friend who is insanely white, nerdy and square.

Maxisgay guys.

by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018

River dumps

When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.

Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.

by lebronisgoat November 05, 2018

bentpenisitis

A strange illness when you have a boner, your penis just bends and flops. Usually happens when you never jerk off or have beaten their meat too much.

Bro, I think I have bentpenisitis cause everytime I get a boner, my penis bends.
maxisgay has bentpenisitis
Tyler MacDonald has bentpenisitis

by lebronisgoat November 02, 2018

Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 02, 2018

Shrimpdick

A tiny penis equivalent to a chode

Wow, maxisgay you have a shrimpdick.

by lebronisgoat November 02, 2018

Schmuck

A stupid fool who does silly things.

Max, what the fuck are you doing you schmuck!

by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018

Asscake

When someone's ass you just ate tasted just like cake, so you ate it like cake.

Oh yeah. I ate her ass like it was cake. She had an Asscake.

by lebronisgoat November 02, 2018