10 definitions by lebronisgoat

1
A sad version of a human and is a disgrace to all. Should be out down.
Max is retarded
by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018
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2
Referring to a friend who is insanely white, nerdy and square.
Maxisgay guys.
by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018
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3
When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.
Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.
by lebronisgoat November 05, 2018
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4
A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.
Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.
by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018
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6
When someone's ass you just ate tasted just like cake, so you ate it like cake.
Oh yeah. I ate her ass like it was cake. She had an Asscake.
by lebronisgoat November 02, 2018
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7
A strange illness when you have a boner, your penis just bends and flops. Usually happens when you never jerk off or have beaten their meat too much.
Bro, I think I have bentpenisitis cause everytime I get a boner, my penis bends.
maxisgay has bentpenisitis
Tyler MacDonald has bentpenisitis
by lebronisgoat November 02, 2018
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