lebronisgoat's definitions

James Kerr

An awesome guy who is cool with a huge dick and good style. He is also athletic and smart. Has lots of haters who are gay and have chodes and are schmucks.

Wow that dude James Kerr seems realy chill, why do so many cunts hate on him.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

Asscake

When someone's ass you just ate tasted just like cake, so you ate it like cake.

Oh yeah. I ate her ass like it was cake. She had an Asscake.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Maxisgay

Referring to a friend who is insanely white, nerdy and square.

Maxisgay guys.

by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018

River dumps

When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.

Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.

by lebronisgoat November 5, 2018

Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Max

A sad version of a human and is a disgrace to all. Should be out down.

Max is retarded

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018