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The ultimate troll by Japanese company Kadokawa, after a series of bad marketing, delays and misinformation related to the second Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya season, which culminated in the "Nice Boat" incident earlier this year.
They're finally giving fans the second season of Haruhi, but here's the kicker: you have to watch the same episode over and over!
"We've done great so far, but how can we fuck with our fanbase even more?"
"I know just the thing... *Cackles maniacally*"
To performan the toboggan on an upward moving escalator.
In other words: To have sex in the doggy style position with the woman facing an up escalator. The man then knocks both of her arms out from under her, and proceeds to ride her endlessly down the stairs.
Girl1: So did you and boy 1 have sex?
Girl2: Yeah, my chest still hurts from the endless toboggan.
Endless piss is what it's called when one is expelling urine for a long duration which is accompanied by excessive drippage followed by even more pissing, causing one to have to stand for an extended period of time or sitting down when one's feet begin to hurt as a result.
Quentin: Yo nigga, what took you so long in there?
Demarcus: Yo, I was stuck with endless piss, ya heard?
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*