by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018
by bt February 27, 2003
Opposite of schlong.
A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.
Something your woman refers to as "cute".
A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.
Something your woman refers to as "cute".
by oweikdio August 2, 2006
by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010
Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.
by Vissago December 27, 2002
Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.
Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"
by Arsing around in the arse factory November 21, 2007