Schlaft

A misshapen penis;

After Tiger Woods received a four-hour blowjob from one of his many partners, his former penis was now a schlaft.

by Carpenter Joe December 17, 2009

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Schlatt Coin

A form of cryptocurrency sold by Jebadiah Schlatt - The value of a Schlatt coin only goes up over time.

Hey, want to buy a schlatt coin? It's only 20 diamonds!

by Enderfied July 1, 2019

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(verb) to walk in minecraft rather than sprint as to not lose any hunger, coined by jschlatt of SMPlive fame, although he doesn't do it on purpose. he just doesn't know how to sprint. jschlatt this is a call out you just press shift it's not that hard

"when u see schlatt walkin" -someone, at some point

by coner eat pant July 17, 2019

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Schlatt

Unbelievably successful businessman. Invented crypto currency and walking, also was part of the band known as 'Big Time Rush' where he was known as Logan.

'Schlatt is my favorite Big Time Rush member'

by frxnchrxsxs September 1, 2020

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Schlatt Coin

Only the finest form of currency out there! You can buy a Schlatt Coin for a small price of twenty diamonds. What is that you ask? Benefits? Why of course there are benefits! It's just like buying a Supreme shirt. It's to show that you have money.

What the fuck is a Schlatt Coin?
It's literally the best form of currency you idiot.

by SpaceOttix August 9, 2019

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