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A misshapen penis;
After Tiger Woods received a four-hour blowjob from one of his many partners, his former penis was now a schlaft.
by Carpenter Joe December 17, 2009
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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Word used to denote, convey, or evoke tease and provocation, esp. in a salacious manner.
Man #1: Hey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Could you come here please?
Man #2: Shut up
Man #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist imp!
Man #2: Schlaf't hehe
by Wibbster_joe May 09, 2018
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Word used to denote, convey, or evoke tease and provocation, esp. in a salacious manner.
Dude #1: Hey Carlos, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Could you come here please?
Dude #2: Shut up
Dude #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist twat!
Dude #2: Schlaf't
by Wibbster_joe March 05, 2018
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