knob

The glans, the penis head

"His penis is so short that it is only a knob"

by Willhelmina Plowes January 7, 2010

knob

1. Slightly less harsh term for the male anatomy than pecker or dick.

2. Also can be used as a term similar to goof, tool or moron.

1. I went to the Yukon during the winter and almost froze my knob when I took a whiz outside after the party.

2.Dude, did you hear Bill locked the keys in his car again - what a knob!

by Shasta100 February 23, 2009

knob

british slang for penis

"I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington

by phoebster September 22, 2009

knob

A complete moron (see tool)

Dude - you're such a fucking nob!

by Hepcat January 24, 2003

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

knob

A dumb fuckhead

Man, Davide is such a knob.

by vespalover April 13, 2009

knob

The turny thing on a door or oven although commonly mistaken for the penis

Person 1) To turn the oven on turn the knob
Person 2) Grabs penis and twists it.

by CloudZephyr October 16, 2012