Schlott

A Schlott is an extremely hot girl/women (8/10+) and is someone you would be proud to say you've slept with but not someone you'd take home to meet the parents as they would not be academically approved.

Example

Josh: Blonde girl at the bar?
Lee: Definite Schlott...

Jake: We have 'Schlott on tap' in this place boys!

by Sparrowhawk August 22, 2012

schlott

A spray of fecal matter, usually caused by diarrhea, that coats the back wall of the toilet bowl.

Dude, don't use that stall! Someone schlotted the hell out of the toilet.

by Mishnel December 8, 2006

Schlatt Coin

A form of cryptocurrency sold by Jebadiah Schlatt - The value of a Schlatt coin only goes up over time.

Hey, want to buy a schlatt coin? It's only 20 diamonds!

by Enderfied July 1, 2019

schlatt walk

(verb) to walk in minecraft rather than sprint as to not lose any hunger, coined by jschlatt of SMPlive fame, although he doesn't do it on purpose. he just doesn't know how to sprint. jschlatt this is a call out you just press shift it's not that hard

"when u see schlatt walkin" -someone, at some point

by coner eat pant July 17, 2019

schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

Schlatt

Unbelievably successful businessman. Invented crypto currency and walking, also was part of the band known as 'Big Time Rush' where he was known as Logan.

'Schlatt is my favorite Big Time Rush member'

by frxnchrxsxs September 1, 2020

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014