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Schloot
Schloot
The act of flexing ones dick to show superiority and strength over lesser people. Also can be done to exercise the penis and make women horny.
BOY: “YO CUNTENNA WATCH ME LIFT THIS PENCIL WITH MY PENIS!!”
GIRL:“HOLY SHIT DUDE THAT WAS SUCH A POWERFUL SCHLOOT YOU JUST PERFORMED THERE! LETS HAVE INTERCOURSE IN THE BED OF YOUR TRUCK!”
GIRL:“HOLY SHIT DUDE THAT WAS SUCH A POWERFUL SCHLOOT YOU JUST PERFORMED THERE! LETS HAVE INTERCOURSE IN THE BED OF YOUR TRUCK!”
Schloot by A.M.B.A... August 21, 2018
Schloot
You have a schloot fit on
schloop schloop ping a pang bong
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
schloop schloop ping a pang bong by Jammaaal September 13, 2011
schlort
schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018
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