courtroom 

A place where a man in a black robe seated on a majestic throne uses the authority of the government to beat up the government's constituents and call it "justice".

The innocent man entered the courtroom and wound up in prison.

courtroom by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

courtroom 

A place where Jesus Christ and Judas Iscariot would be equals, with the betting odds favoring Judas.

Every celebrity courtroom trial ever.

courtroom by glynnlc October 18, 2009

Courtroom Jester

Not to be confused with the "Court Jester" The Courtroom Jester is basically someone who's always trying to be funny when it isn't appropriate. Hence the "Courtroom" Jester. People like this always make awful jokes at the most serious times. Probably because of some deep rooted issues.

Jimmy: Hey Alex, my cat died and I don't know what to do

Alex: lol idk eat it?

Jimmy: "Gosh I wish he'd stop being a Courtroom Jester"

Courtroom Jester by Dominick Ashlocke January 15, 2017

Courtroom Quality 

When being unfaithful with an individual that is so hot they are considered “courtroom quality.” Specifically, when the judge brings in the woman the man had the affair with and the judge and jury recognize they too would have had an affair because she is in fact that hot.

“John had an affair with Naomi, but I get it, he had to do it, the chic was total courtroom quality.”

Courtroom Quality by Youonlyliveonce_ January 16, 2019

english courtroom 

six people or more, having sex at the same time on a sofa while watching court tv.

One night, my roommates and I were bored so Sean and Meredith, Bryan and girl X, and Ryan and I all had sex while watching Judge Judy.

english courtroom by Lip Ho January 27, 2004

"Dirt Floor" Court Room

Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.

Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.

Rule#0

Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.

Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.

"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!

"Dirt Floor" Court Room by We the people Representing Mys October 5, 2022

cuurvroom 

the roaring sound made by a really cool motor at high speed

The Radium colored Xterra with the Rockford Fosgate CD changer cuurvroomed down the road on the way to the Mobile station to get some Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

cuurvroom by scrabblemaster123 October 15, 2010