schloff

Adjective:

A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.

Verb:

Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be

Noun:

A Lazy mother fucker

"Man I am so schloffed after last night"

"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"

"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"

by the original G July 12, 2014

Schloff

A condition in which a penis grows beyond that of a schlong. No one man should have the power to wield a schloff, for if it falls out of one's pants a world ending tremor would be sent through the earth.

A schloff is the biggest penis variation possible. Can only be wielded by someone such as the hulk.

by Hooyaaaah August 4, 2017

schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies

Let's go schloff a schluber

by Eric Diggity October 9, 2006