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A condition in which a penis grows beyond that of a schlong. No one man should have the power to wield a schloff, for if it falls out of one's pants a world ending tremor would be sent through the earth.
A schloff is the biggest penis variation possible. Can only be wielded by someone such as the hulk.
Schloff by Hooyaaaah August 4, 2017
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schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies

Schloofy 

A term for an outstanding student that shows characteristics of resiallance and character. Also used to characterise a strong leader
Hey have you seen that man? He’s such a schloofy
Schloofy by Kevin2789 July 4, 2018
A word used to describe a pierced taint, grundle, or perineum (if you want to be scientifically correct).
Guy 1: We were at the strip club last Tuesday and one of the chicks had a schroff.

Guy 2: She had a pierced taint?! Was it a bar or a ring?
schroff by f16venom January 1, 2012
To go for a nap, or a short sleep
"I'm going for a schluff, don't eat my pie while I'm gone"
schluff by Rickolas May 11, 2007