schloff

Adjective:

A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.

Verb:

Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be

Noun:

A Lazy mother fucker

"Man I am so schloffed after last night"

"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"

"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"

by the original G July 12, 2014

Schloff

A condition in which a penis grows beyond that of a schlong. No one man should have the power to wield a schloff, for if it falls out of one's pants a world ending tremor would be sent through the earth.

A schloff is the biggest penis variation possible. Can only be wielded by someone such as the hulk.

by Hooyaaaah August 4, 2017

schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies

Let's go schloff a schluber

by Eric Diggity October 9, 2006

Schloofy

Someone who is sleepy

Morris is schloofy right now so he's going to bed

by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018

Schloofy

A term for an outstanding student that shows characteristics of resiallance and character. Also used to characterise a strong leader

Hey have you seen that man? He’s such a schloofy

by Kevin2789 July 4, 2018

schroff

A word used to describe a pierced taint, grundle, or perineum (if you want to be scientifically correct).

Guy 1: We were at the strip club last Tuesday and one of the chicks had a schroff.

Guy 2: She had a pierced taint?! Was it a bar or a ring?

by f16venom January 1, 2012

schluff

To go for a nap, or a short sleep

"I'm going for a schluff, don't eat my pie while I'm gone"

by Rickolas May 11, 2007