Hampstir 

To look in ones dirty laundry hamper for the cleanest clothes or to find a matching sock for a pair.

dianne: "Will you hurry up we are going to miss the movie"
dave: "alright alright, I just can't find my sock"
dianne: "just go hampstir a pair"

Hampstir by darrennie July 26, 2010

New Hampshire dog 

A modified version of a hotdog. You stick your penis on a hotdog bun and drizzle it with maple syrup. When presenting it to whomever you choose to give it to you say "order up" or "dinner is served". Perfect for a party prank or surprising your girlfriend or wife.

I need to run to the grocery store for syrup and hotdog buns. I need to serve up a New Hampshire dog.

New Hampshire dog by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

Hampshire College 

An experimental liberal arts college near Amherst, MA. Beloved and/or derided for having no grades, unorthodox classes, and a student body of hippies,eccentrics, and the occasional knife fetishist.

Being interested in hackysack, organic farming, and dreads, Josh was a perfect fit for Hampshire College.

Hampshire College by JaffatheHutt March 29, 2009

Hook Hampshire

Hook is a small town, near basingstoke. It is full of smart, good looking, intelligent youths who love to have a good time!

It has a londis, premier and tesco too, With many takeaways, causing the population of Hook to be obese.
The place where heads hang out is usually either premier car park, hook station or base/skatepark.

The hook parish council set up 'The Base' to get youths off the streets... This did not work, no body goes there.

The amount of moped's has increased over the past couple of years, therefore causing the police to get mass amounts of complaints from the local residents.

A few olders, that drive usually congregate at the top car park at the base playing their music at an unsocial level, therefore causing more complaints from the residents.
-One car you've got to look out for, is a blue corsa with a loud exhaust and a monkey-looking boy driving it.

In hook there are the HYG and the Hook Massive. The HYG drive whereas the Hook Massive prefer to walk and fuck shit up.

Bun bench is where you'd find most of the stoners of hook, if youre ever in need of weed, ring the number written on the lampost next to the dog shit bin, fat draws.
NOTE: If you're ever on drugs, avoid the trippy ass hook 'lady' walker.

Hook has a range of antisocial activities:
Terrorising Yugi,
Throwing dead pigeons across the road,
Trolley racing in tesco car park,
Making large fires in bluebell woods,
EGGS.

'Anyone fancy joining me in venturing to hook hampshire?'

'FUCK DAT SHIT, BRO'

Hook Hampshire by hookmassive February 8, 2012

hampster 

A person who lives in the Hamptons, misspells the word hamster, and justifies the error by announcing they are entitled to add a P to it as a privilege they get from living there.

The gripter Hilaria Baldwin says, "We are in the HamPtons... therefore my hamsters could possibly be hamPsters."

hampster by lonestargogo September 1, 2021

New Hampshire 

A place where people from mass come to get lost in our mountains which have very clearly marked trails and then have the state of New Hampshire pay to rescue them.

Where have you been?

I got lost in those fackin New Hampshire mountains, i am such a moron.

New Hampshire by TheRadish1 March 30, 2009

Hampshire Martini 

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.

"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."

Hampshire Martini by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009