clothes

the most pointless thing ever, but you gotta wear them anyways. usually for protection from the cold weather but also to keep the creeps away from looking at you

Hey, put on some clothes before people stare at you like creeps.

by edgymofo December 12, 2021

clothes

The most effective form of contraception.

Gavin dry-humped Roberta on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, copulation was avoided.

by Killing Kittens November 04, 2006

clothes

Pieces of fabric shaped and stitched so that they may be worn on the body. Are increasingly becoming a symbol of social status.

Many people are being classified based on what kind of clothes they wear. You've probably done it, too.

by Matt March 25, 2005

clothes

exessive weight worn on the body.

I don't wanna wear clothes. Its too much to carry.

by ive been jammin @ UD.com May 29, 2008

clothes

Something that is made from almost any type of fabric and it worn on your body. Also used for some people to judge other people to make themselves feel better. (cause their stupid)

Girl: "Like OMG where did you get those clothes?!"

by Gemini18 January 10, 2008

clothes

piece of fabric which traveled longer distances than you in your entire life

My clothes were made in Indonesia. They already traveled the world.

by sheeeeeeeesh April 14, 2019

clothes

cloth put on one's body only when necissary

driving on the road is optional, like pants

by slab October 19, 2004