Friend: I just killed 200 infants
Me: what a Josh
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An unknown creature that takes a humanoid form, this creature has similar properties of what one would apply to "Batman" in the fact that it usually wears black, fights crime and has an incredible voice. Some people even think that it may be Death himself. This creature usually dwells on the planet earth and only one can be alive at one time. These creatures are not only bad ass heroes, but they can also use immense powers of unimaginable destruction and can even go as far as to control the space-time continuum, letting them skip across worlds and dimensions with ease. This creature, sighted only once and recorded many times throughout history called itself by one thing. Josh.
In a collapsed tomb in ancient Egypt, the hieroglyphs on the wall once told of a being of darkness bringing an evil emperors rule to an end.

After world war II a journal was recovered and instantly hidden by the CIA as inside was recordings of people being saved by the "dark angel, Josh"
by PitchBlack March 19, 2013
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The owner and God of roblox
Person 1: Josh is the owner of roblox
Person 2: yeah right
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by Bunta86 November 29, 2018
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He is an amazing, loyal, hot, caring, and loving friend. No one can compare to Josh. He will make you feel great. Hes the black boy with white skin. he gotta big dick. hes hot and treat his ladies with love. He's funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Josh. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and there's no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Josh is mindblowing so prepare for the incredible wind.
When I met Josh I had become so in love. Josh is so bright he will practically blind your eyes. Don't take him for grantite. You will be a wreck without him.
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The most amazing guy you will ever know. A gentleman, friendly, welcoming, approachable, funny, sweet, kind hearted, willing to accept people who are different, non-judgemental. A guy who listens to your problems and actually cares about what you have to say, even if everyone else thinks you're talking rubbish. He's not afraid to be who he is and makes his girlfriend feel like she's not so alone after all. He accepts people for who they are and never tries to change them for his own ends. Everyone who is around him respects him, he's not afraid to stand up for people or what he thinks is right. He is easy to fall in love with and his girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the world. Once you have a hold of him, you'll never want to let him go. It's sad that he doesn't really know how much people appreciate him.

Most guys named Josh love to play videogames (and are amazing at it), watch sci-fi, make comics, watch action movies and listen to rock music.
'Ever since I met Josh, my life has only got better'
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To never open a school book or study for a test.
"Hey I think I'm gonna pull a Josh and not study tonight"
by Akward. March 1, 2010
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