M_Dubz152's definitions
The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
Get the Mushroom batonmug. A 1990's to early to mid 2000's slang denoting a hood rat, hoe, skunk, chicken head, slut, cum dumpster. Popular term in southern New England in the inner cities.
Driving down Lake Ave in Manchester NH: sees woman with swanky short skirt and high heels walking in a sketchy neighborhood. "Look at that fucking pigeon. Probably has a Hoover vacuum for a mouth."
by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023
Get the Pigeonmug. A modified version of a hotdog. You stick your penis on a hotdog bun and drizzle it with maple syrup. When presenting it to whomever you choose to give it to you say "order up" or "dinner is served". Perfect for a party prank or surprising your girlfriend or wife.
I need to run to the grocery store for syrup and hotdog buns. I need to serve up a New Hampshire dog.
by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023
Get the New Hampshire dogmug. by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023
Get the Sacnospheremug. A derogatory term for one who rides a Harley Davidson (or other cruiser style motorcycle). Hanky denotes the black bandana they are wearing on their head. This is worn in addition to their leather ass-less chaps, black boots, and denim vest. This is their idea of promoting they are bad asses (lol).
Look at that hanky head and his trashy broad. She looks used and abused and has sugar glider wings as tricep muscles.
by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023
Get the Hanky headmug. The boner you get that will rival blue balls. Caused from going to long between nut busts. May or May not be influenced by workout supplements. Tren, D-aspartic acid, Horny goat weed, Tongkat ali, and a few others can cause it. Will get a boner that throbs like the Incredible Hulk, veins ready to burst, mushroom tip hard as a cinder block.
After a week on this new cycle, I kept getting Rage wood. I could steer my car no handed on my 45 minute commute.
by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023
Get the Rage woodmug. Sex act involving a female with a good amount of pubes. Anything from a trimmed and neat landing strip to a forest bush can apply here.
During sex, just before ejaculation you light her pubes on fire (lighter or matches preferably).
You then utilize your busted load to put out the fire. If new to this technique keep a bottle of water or a real fire Extinguisher at the bedside for safety.
During sex, just before ejaculation you light her pubes on fire (lighter or matches preferably).
You then utilize your busted load to put out the fire. If new to this technique keep a bottle of water or a real fire Extinguisher at the bedside for safety.
My wife hasn't trimmed or shaved her bikini region in weeks. Time to teach her a lesson. Its time to give her the fire extinguisher.
by M_Dubz152 June 17, 2023
Get the The Fire Extinguishermug.