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This one is for the fitness crowd. Not the cross fit wussies though.

You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.

Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.
Women have kegels. Men have cock curls. Even the buddhist monks hang weights from their scrotums for toughness training exercises.
by M_Dubz152 June 18, 2023
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A 1990's to early to mid 2000's slang denoting a hood rat, hoe, skunk, chicken head, slut, cum dumpster. Popular term in southern New England in the inner cities.
Driving down Lake Ave in Manchester NH: sees woman with swanky short skirt and high heels walking in a sketchy neighborhood. "Look at that fucking pigeon. Probably has a Hoover vacuum for a mouth."
by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023
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Heard this first in high school. During the early 2000's.

Sexual act involving the gang banging of a mentally retarded person.
My favorite place to look for girls is the psyche ward. Always down for Club sped.
by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023
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A nickname for one who is well endowed. Resembles the trunk on the Sesame Street character Snuffleuppugus.
Male 1: "If it wasn't for my wang, I could drop to a lighter weight class in MMA."

Male 2: "For real bro. You look like Snuffleuppugus." "What do you feed that monster?"
by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023
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Slang term for an extremely unattractive woman. Normally one who is morbidly obese, smells like a decomposing carcass, and has 5 o'clock shadow. May be wearing a tank top and/or yoga pants that say "cutie" or "princess" across the back of them.
January is a popular time to eyewitness many an ogre at Planet Fitness. Most times they will be there on free pizza day. If they are there "working out" they are probably wheezing after a 5 minute session on the low setting of a stationery bicycle.
by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023
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Slang term for the musk smell from a dirty sweaty scrotum/dick/grundel. Smell resembles taco spice/Mexican seasoning. Most prominent after athletic activities, sex, or from poor hygiene. Good way to prevent it is the use of Gold Bond or some other body powder.
Boyfriend asks girlfriend for some dome.

Girlfriend: "Ew it smells down there. Have you showered today?"

Boyfriend: "Yeah babe I showered twice. Its just that ball spice."
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A painful feeling in a male's midsection from their testicle twisting around in the ol' coin purse. The vas deferens (cords connected to your balls) twist and kink up.
After a sac tap I had a kink in the hose. It fucking hurt.
by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023
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