M_Dubz152's definitions

Rage wood

The boner you get that will rival blue balls. Caused from going to long between nut busts. May or May not be influenced by workout supplements. Tren, D-aspartic acid, Horny goat weed, Tongkat ali, and a few others can cause it. Will get a boner that throbs like the Incredible Hulk, veins ready to burst, mushroom tip hard as a cinder block.

After a week on this new cycle, I kept getting Rage wood. I could steer my car no handed on my 45 minute commute.

by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023

Dig a hole in the sand

Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.

Male 1: "Hey bro, look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me rigor mortis in my pecker."

Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."

Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

The lasso

Grabbing the base of your flaccid penis and swinging it in a circle. Resembles a cowboy swinging a lasso (rope).

Sometimes after a nice hot shower, I swing the lasso around a few times.

by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

Chromosome powerplay

Meaning you have an extra set of chromosomes. Nice way of calling someone a retard. Powerplay is a man-up scenario in sports, mostly from opposing team serving a penalty.

Person 1: "Wow, that guy is a moron."

Person 2: "Yeah, they must have a chromosome powerplay going on."

by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

The Fire Extinguisher

Sex act involving a female with a good amount of pubes. Anything from a trimmed and neat landing strip to a forest bush can apply here.

During sex, just before ejaculation you light her pubes on fire (lighter or matches preferably).

You then utilize your busted load to put out the fire. If new to this technique keep a bottle of water or a real fire Extinguisher at the bedside for safety.

My wife hasn't trimmed or shaved her bikini region in weeks. Time to teach her a lesson. Its time to give her the fire extinguisher.

by M_Dubz152 June 17, 2023

Flopper

Slang term for flaccid penis. Also a slang term for a wrestler (real not wwe bullshit) that sucks at wrestling. Mimics a flopping fish when theyre getting ragdolled.

On hot days, my flopper is extra floppy.

J.V James is a flopper. He gets pinned by everyone.

by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

Snuffleuppugus

A nickname for one who is well endowed. Resembles the trunk on the Sesame Street character Snuffleuppugus.

Male 1: "If it wasn't for my wang, I could drop to a lighter weight class in MMA."

Male 2: "For real bro. You look like Snuffleuppugus." "What do you feed that monster?"

by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023