Definitions by M_Dubz152
R Kelly
A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.
Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.
Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.
Beaver dam
Digital penetration of a vagina, finger fucking, finger blasting, sticking your fingers in tortilla soup, playing a game of stink finger, and etc.
Beaver is slang for vagina. Dam is mimicked by your fingers. Resembles the logs beavers (the animal) piles up to make their homes.
Beaver is slang for vagina. Dam is mimicked by your fingers. Resembles the logs beavers (the animal) piles up to make their homes.
Male 1: How did your date to the movie go last night?
Male 2: The movie was lame but got some beaver dam action going.
Male 2: The movie was lame but got some beaver dam action going.
Beaver dam by M_Dubz152 June 30, 2023
Hanky head
A derogatory term for one who rides a Harley Davidson (or other cruiser style motorcycle). Hanky denotes the black bandana they are wearing on their head. This is worn in addition to their leather ass-less chaps, black boots, and denim vest. This is their idea of promoting they are bad asses (lol).
Look at that hanky head and his trashy broad. She looks used and abused and has sugar glider wings as tricep muscles.
Hanky head by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023
Flippopotamus
A morbidly obese Karen. A flippo is slang for someone who freaks the fuck out. Potamus is the last half of hippopotamus. A large grumpy, smelly, angry African big game animal.
Flippopotamus by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023
Bean bag
Before I sit down on a canoe, I always adjust myself so I don't accidently sit on and crush my bean bag.
Kentucky vasectomy
The practice of shooting a 12 Guage shotgun (or any other high power long gun) with the buttstock held against the penis and scrotum. The recoil thru the gun travels to the buttstock thus smashing the male genitals.
**Not an approved method of birth control**
**Not an approved method of birth control**
Cletus is an impoverished hillbilly in West Virginia. His wife Hazel has given birth to 6 kids. While Cletus was duck hunting, he pressed the stock of his 12 Guage to his nuts and gave himself the Kentucky vasectomy. Unfortunately Hazel is now pregnant with child 7. Cletus is left with a sore and bruised sac.
Kentucky vasectomy by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023
Cock curls
This one is for the fitness crowd. Not the cross fit wussies though.
You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.
Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.
You tie a weight to your election. You use the throbs to lift the weight connected to it.
Equipment needed: shoelace, weight plate(s), post workout supplement such as creatine/bcaa's.
Women have kegels. Men have cock curls. Even the buddhist monks hang weights from their scrotums for toughness training exercises.
Cock curls by M_Dubz152 June 17, 2023