Wanksturbate
Wanksturbate by Kodanshi Helcarver September 26, 2011
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wanksturbate
wanksturbate by Jordan Miller April 24, 2005
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whacksturbate
A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.
DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...
whacksturbate by ghoof June 11, 2006
Wangsturbate
A word made popular by Life, the Universe, and Everything (a GameFAQs private social board). An alternate word for masturbate, except replacing the beginning with the word wang.
Wangsturbate by ANTI POP 101 April 17, 2004
waynsturbate
waynsturbate by Waynker November 3, 2023
wangsterbate
wangsterbate by spikeboy March 28, 2004
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