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The fuck are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.
I was watching the hardcore porn last night and my dick just started exploding with fuckin cum.
by definitelynotarapist August 07, 2017
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Alright mate, I know your probably at school, all the good sites have been blocked, I've been there myself, but resorting to searching for it on here really does indicate that you need to get laid. Quick.
Porn, no mate, not here.
by Dyaaar December 13, 2009
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A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.
Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?

Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!
by Poncho Rocketss February 17, 2009
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The reason your computer's running slow.
I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!
by ThePokemonGamer0 August 13, 2018
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What everyone watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.
Hypocrite: You're such a perv, watching porn! You're disgusting!

*Goes home and watches a DVD entitled "Big Dicks in Fat Chicks 12"*
by WPH15 August 02, 2009
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Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.
Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in porn videos can.
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?
by real things are better October 24, 2013
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If all the Arab terrorists would stop strapping themselves with explosives for just a moment and go check out some porn, they'd find a new lease on life and we could all get along!
by Elitist May 13, 2004
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