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1. Noun (Jim/Jims) : An individual of any age (but often a senior citizen) who uses technology and social media in an awkward and unfamiliar manner.

2. Verb (to Jim/Jimming/Jimmed): To make a mistake or behave in a manner characteristic of a Jim.

(Originates from the popular “Please Show To Jim ! ! HA ! ! HA ! !” and its spin-off groups on Facebook)

Note: Jim is a gender neutral term, but alternatives such as “Jimette” and “Jimberly” are sometimes used. There are also terms for sexually aggressive Jims (Bobs) and bigoted Jims (Butch the Bigot).
“Mom, you don’t need to type a web address into Google. You’re such a Jim!”

“I accidentally posted while trying to search, I just Jimmed hard”

“My grandmother just wrote ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY,,,cHAD’ in a comment on an Applebee’s ad. She truly is the queen of Jims
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1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
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Guy A: Yo man, how u feeling?
Guy B: Sh!#
Guy A: Why what happened?
Guy B: I got JIMMED! My bestfriend hooked up with my girlfriend!
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A lonely gay hobo that thinks everybody likes him when in reality its the complete opposite. This kind of Jim likes to bring drama everywhere and bring it into everyones life.
Jim got the cops called on him for being a psycho diva.
by Butch Danes October 25, 2010
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n: turd; adv: feces that is deficated
Man I just took a jim and that thing was sooo large I had to use a plunger to break it up so I could flush it!
by jim rinaldi January 14, 2008
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Someone who talks down to or belittles someone else or basically treats that person as if they are of a lower life or class. This is best exemplified (and named after) in the popular show "The Office" when Michael or Dwight do something silly and Jim gets that look on his face like Michael and Dwight are children. The person who acts like he is in someway superior to other people is the "jim."
Wow, that kid's being such a jim.

I just told a joke but my friend didn't like it and was being a jim about it.
by MichaelGaryScottxxx August 19, 2011
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A perv who Has oral sex with his artificial dildo.
Jim saw his daughter naked and got a bonar.
by Globo jim January 19, 2011
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