Definitions by Waynker

Tomathole

Tomatholes are the part of a tomato that connects the fruit to the vine. It’s the part most people cut out of the tomato, but nutritional optimists can them because every bit of nutrition the tomato gets passes through the tomathole.

My friend Paul cans the tomatholes because they are the most nutritional part of the fruit. They’re the perfect high density energy source necessary to survive the inevitable California Apocalypse.

Tomathole by Waynker June 13, 2026

waynsturbate 

The act of hiking a mountain naked and masturbating at the top.

My buddy waynsturbated on every mountain within view of Anchorage.

waynsturbate by Waynker November 3, 2023