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wanksterbating 

synonymous with masturbating although wanksterbating is often associated with having the volume all the way up on the porno because nobody else is home.
Well all of my roommates are home for the weekend, looks like I have a loud few days of wanksterbating ahead of me.

Yesterday I came home from class and before I even got in the apartment I could hear Justin wanksterbating.
wanksterbating by travismofonasty November 21, 2011
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wanksterbating 

The act of masturbation whilst under the influence of any sense-enhancing drug (wanksterbate).

Combines the rich feeling of masturbation with the raw satisfaction of wanking.
Person 1: I do like a good wank, but also a bit of masturbation.

Person 2: Hey, you should try wanksterbating, it's really something else.
wanksterbating by HapaxHog September 16, 2013

Wassterbating 

The act of eating so much food one actually becomes sexualy arroused and acheives an orgasm, generally happens very often and with a large climax
"he went to the all you can eat curry place and all of the sudden he started wassterbating"
Wassterbating by Spencer Shore February 9, 2008

Wasterbating

When a male masturbates with a watermelon for intense pleasure and wetness
My girl wasnt around... so i staring "Wasterbating".
Wasterbating by Tstawm March 10, 2011

wanksturbating 

The act of masturbating. Slang made by ScorpZ
Man you wanksturbate more than a gay dude looking at cock!
wanksturbating by Scott January 15, 2004

wankstabating 

"Duane was caught wankstabating with the duke."
wankstabating by Scott Chase February 10, 2007
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