whacksturbate 

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

whacksturbate by ghoof June 11, 2006

whacksturbate 

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

whacksturbate by ghoof June 11, 2006

whacksturbate 

1) portmanteau of whacking-off and masturbating
2) violently beating off then finish you jerk off session with calm swift hand motions

Bob: I love to whack-off violently then finish with a nice calm hand massage.

Tim: Don't do that because if you whacksturbate, your can fuck up your wrist

whacksturbate by one4the$ August 23, 2009

Wanksturbate

Concatenating the words 'wank' and 'masturbate' to form an extreme version of intense masturbation.

'The instant I saw her naked I had to nip to the loo and wanksturbate myself silly.'

Wanksturbate by Kodanshi Helcarver September 26, 2011

Wacksturbate 

Synonym of masturbate

I've been wacksturbating like a fucking amish boy!

Wacksturbate by Nord March 23, 2004

wanksturbate

Formed by combining the two words 'wank' and 'masturbate.'; The same meaning as masturbate.

Tom's wife doesn't have sex with him very often, but he always finds time alone to wanksterbate.

wanksturbate by Jordan Miller April 24, 2005

whackterbate 

v, to masterbait repeatedly and without concern for who is watching, to whack off way too much, esp while your roomate is in the room

Matt Mabe whackterbates every day that I've known him.

whackterbate by Tractor Willy October 20, 2004