6 definitions by Jordan Miller

Typo

Semen. To ejaculate.

I made a Typo all over the floor!

by Jordan Miller April 23, 2005

wanksturbate

Formed by combining the two words 'wank' and 'masturbate.'; The same meaning as masturbate.

Tom's wife doesn't have sex with him very often, but he always finds time alone to wanksterbate.

by Jordan Miller April 24, 2005

HGTV

The boring channel you always see your mother watching on Sunday Mornings.

Dammit Mom, HGTV is the most boring on tv, I wanna watch the GOLF channel.

by Jordan Miller April 24, 2005

Straddle the Bench

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench

Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy

by Jordan Miller February 27, 2004

manky

The name of a white furry Pokemon with a snout

I tried to capture a Manky in my Pokeball, but it escaped!

by Jordan Miller April 23, 2005

thunder thighs

The nick-name Given to Chun-li by her friends and family.

Her name is Chun-li, but we just call her Thunder Thighs.

by Jordan Miller April 24, 2005