I'm masturbating.
by ccthz January 27, 2021
Get the masturbatingmug. by Chuck Norris' son February 7, 2009
Get the masturbatingmug. something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.
Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess
Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that
Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that
Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 12, 2009
Get the masturbatingmug. when a person 'makes love' to themselves by gently stroking their genital area. done for pleasure. women- often involves stimulating the clitoris, and sometimes involves inserting a long hard object into the vagina. men- involves wanking, i.e. gripping the hand around the penis and vigorously moving it up and down. masturbation can end in the woman/man cumming. often can cause embarrassment and often taboo, especially as regards to women.
omg my mum totally walked in on me havin a wank, dude!
no way, dude!
way!
no way!
way! and she was like, samuel, we are going to have a serious talk about masturbating!!
no way, dude!
way!
no way!
way! and she was like, samuel, we are going to have a serious talk about masturbating!!
by nipcharmedtuck June 11, 2006
Get the masturbatingmug. Giving yourself a damned good seing to.I started when I was twelve and when I was about to cum, it hurt like hell as the semen shoots up from the testes for the first time.
by anonymous February 16, 2004
Get the masturbatingmug. "Hi, you busy?" "Yeah" "What are you doing?" "Masturbating" "Wanna go catch a movie instead?" "Sure"
by TiCyB September 8, 2008
Get the masturbatingmug. i sure do like masetarbagting more than i like goinng to see all those wierd relatives i don't liek them but i do sure like meaterbatging!!
by wallis & futuna islands June 7, 2004
Get the masturbatingmug.