husband

1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.
1)"I love my husband, he managed to fix the toilet after it exploded and started spitting zombies out every fifteen minutes" - Random Female Victim of Zombie Attacks
2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy.
by A Bear January 06, 2006
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A man who wakes up in the morning and the first he thinks about is his wife. A guy who loves,honors,respects his girl. Someone who is proud to be around and show them off. A man who is happy with what he has instead of passng girls and checks them out in front of his girl. He picks your site over anyone's and would give you the world and has you meet his parents. A husband is a man who wants kids and when he has them stays By there side and Protects them. Now that is a husband that will be yours til death do us part and him being faithful to you makes him the best husband.
I got me a great husband? How about you?.....
by lishes March 18, 2015
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Security for gold diggers.
Superman to the right woman.
That gold digging bitch married me for my money.
I would gladly lay down my life for her.
by warriorpoet June 28, 2005
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(n) Men who has had their brain picked clean by zombies* and lost all free will.

*Zombies: (n) Creatures of terror that can survive recurring week-long bleeding that enjoys messing around with the brains of innocent men.
"Ever since they got married I haven't seen Joe around here."
"He's a husband now, that was the last we'll ever see of him."
by Beyond Disbelief August 19, 2011
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a man who wants to rule your world , tell you what to think when to think it , he also will dirty up more dishes , clothes , and the house in general thus adding 75 % more to your work load. he expects you to work a job outside the home and then work at home half the nite while he watches t.v then at bedtime he expects you to turn into sex kitten. In short he is about useless.
just an a burden that you really dont need what with all the newest sex toys out there >>> you can replace him with no problem yea ha!!!!!
by gwyn hart February 22, 2005
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lazy, selfish and prefers porn as its less emotional
by Little Bitch April 24, 2004
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a male who hates to love you and loves to hate you.
by maria fernandez August 18, 2003
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