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A nice place to farm mangoes, but to get there, we just need a pLaN and we NeEd MoRe MOnEy!
Dutch: Arthur, I have a plan, we do one more score, and soon we run off to Tahiti All you need is a little goddamn faith, son!
Arthur: Fuck you Dutch!
by Dutch Plan Der Linde January 07, 2019
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"Sara went to Tahiti on spring break, got drunk, passed out on the beach, and when she woke up 4 hours later- had an awesome tan!"
by LaurenFPall April 11, 2006
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Formerly, a country with great weather, geographically beautiful, and with a hospitable, beautiful people. Too bad limeys had to go ruin it with alcohol and syphilis.
Person 1: Hey, what's Tahiti like?
Person 2: It used to be one of the nicest countries in the world, but now it's a tourist attraction where capitalist pigs pay the small group of surviving natives to perform so-called "traditional" dances, acting like they enjoy it. And of course the idiotic tourists, many of whom's ancestors helped reduce the population from over 125,000 all the way down to around 6,000 over the course of a few years.
by Bush Equals Cunt August 23, 2006
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"Sara went to Tahiti on spring break, got drunk, passed out on the beach, and when she woke up 4 hours later- had an awesome tan!"
by LaurenFPall April 11, 2006
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