WAAHsturbate 

To cry and masturbate at the same time; to lament while "beating it".

"I heard after Carla turned him down, he just hid in her room and WAAHsturbated. She had to call the cops!"

WAAHsturbate by spankle February 13, 2010

Waahsturbate 

Using one's tears as a lubrication for masturbation.

After my cat died, I started to waahsturbate on all of the walls

Waahsturbate by nestlepeniscum March 4, 2009

Wangsturbate 

A word made popular by Life, the Universe, and Everything (a GameFAQs private social board). An alternate word for masturbate, except replacing the beginning with the word wang.

I'm gonna wangsturbate furiously to dat pic!1111 WHOAMG!111a!

Wangsturbate by ANTI POP 101 April 17, 2004

waynsturbate 

The act of hiking a mountain naked and masturbating at the top.

My buddy waynsturbated on every mountain within view of Anchorage.

waynsturbate by Waynker November 3, 2023

Wanksturbate

Concatenating the words 'wank' and 'masturbate' to form an extreme version of intense masturbation.

'The instant I saw her naked I had to nip to the loo and wanksturbate myself silly.'

Wanksturbate by Kodanshi Helcarver September 26, 2011

wasturbate

when you get wasted and then masturbate because you are either bored, horny, or have no friends (and probably all three)

co-worker: "Man, last night was such a blast... me and my buddies met up with these girls at this bar and we were all out till like 4 a.m."

you: "yeah, I just stayed at home and wasturbated all night"

wasturbate by Jimmy Joey Bobby April 22, 2011

Wacksturbate 

Synonym of masturbate

I've been wacksturbating like a fucking amish boy!

Wacksturbate by Nord March 23, 2004