WAAHsturbate

To cry and masturbate at the same time; to lament while "beating it".

"I heard after Carla turned him down, he just hid in her room and WAAHsturbated. She had to call the cops!"

by spankle February 13, 2010

Waahsturbate

Using one's tears as a lubrication for masturbation.

After my cat died, I started to waahsturbate on all of the walls

by nestlepeniscum March 5, 2009