Wanksturbate

Concatenating the words 'wank' and 'masturbate' to form an extreme version of intense masturbation.

'The instant I saw her naked I had to nip to the loo and wanksturbate myself silly.'

Wanksturbate by Kodanshi Helcarver September 26, 2011

wanksturbate

Formed by combining the two words 'wank' and 'masturbate.'; The same meaning as masturbate.

Tom's wife doesn't have sex with him very often, but he always finds time alone to wanksterbate.

wanksturbate by Jordan Miller April 24, 2005

whacksturbate 

A cross off the words whack off, and masturbate.
Also a way to seem not serious unlike, i want to jack off.

DanNy: Where are you going Jim?
JiM: Im gonna go whacksturbate.
Both: Ha Ha Ha!
JiM: I'll be right back...

whacksturbate by ghoof June 11, 2006

Wangsturbate 

A word made popular by Life, the Universe, and Everything (a GameFAQs private social board). An alternate word for masturbate, except replacing the beginning with the word wang.

I'm gonna wangsturbate furiously to dat pic!1111 WHOAMG!111a!

Wangsturbate by ANTI POP 101 April 17, 2004

worksturbate

To work all by yourself.

Poor guy, he has to worksturbate today.

worksturbate by sinisterbabysitter February 22, 2008

waynsturbate 

The act of hiking a mountain naked and masturbating at the top.

My buddy waynsturbated on every mountain within view of Anchorage.

waynsturbate by Waynker November 3, 2023

wangsterbate 

Same as masturbate, but only used for males.

I wangsterbated to some porn yesterday.

wangsterbate by spikeboy March 28, 2004